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| 16 Jun 2015 10:17 PM |
UNICORN NOT SING STORY
once upon a time there was a chicken. the chicken enjoyed eating oats and corn. but they chicken couldn’t find any oats or corn. he thought he would starve. he first thought about eating the other chicken that roamed the forest with him. but he never liked the taste of chicken. so he ate dirt. dirt made him sick. now he was hungrier. he laid an egg and ate it. this made him not hungry. but he was a rooster and roosters don’t lay eggs. so he found out ‘thats not an egg, that was a rock’. but he saw a giant unicorn flying on the horizon chasing him. so he thought ‘i must use majik chiken power to swim’ so he tried to swim. but the rock made him sink. then he was happy because unicorns can’t swim. so he was safe from the unicorn. then the unicorn came up to him and said "I EAT BAD CHIKEN BCUS HE EATED MY UNICORNLING’” chicken replied "I DID NOT EAT UR UNICORNLING. I ATE DIRT AND MY ROCK” while the unicorn tried to think of who could’ve eaten his unicornling, he was attacked by the chicken. the chicken landed on the unicorn’s head and covered his eyes with his long wings. this made unicorn cry. chicken became sad because unicorn cried. chicken was nice to people. so chiken let unicorn go and asked him “WHY YOU SING f00l!?” unicorn not sing. sing not unicorn. and therefore the afro was born.
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| 16 Jun 2015 10:19 PM |
10/10 i cri everytiem
"Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier..." — Virginia (Vegeta) |
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| 16 Jun 2015 10:29 PM |
he wanted to record it. i asked him not to |
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| 16 Jun 2015 10:59 PM |
hi am rats snitch on one anotha fo day ens |
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