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| 16 Jun 2015 08:31 PM |
Okay here's an example...
* Poster 1:
I wish I had some pie
* Poster 2:
Granted, but the pie explodes in your face.
I wish I had new socks...
* Poster 3:
Granted, but the socks are not matching.
I wish I had a new pie.
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I'll start:
I wish I had cheese pizza. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:31 PM |
| Granted, but you're allergic to cheese. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:44 PM |
| Granted, but it will explode in 3 seconds |
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Abandion
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:45 PM |
| I wish this wish was not tampered with |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:45 PM |
I wish I had an infinite lifespan and my body nor mind will never age also I am god and I can do anything.
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:46 PM |
@Abi Granted, but your wish was tampered with
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Abandion
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:46 PM |
| Granted, but you only have those abilities for a second |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:47 PM |
Granted, but you are forever paralyzed.
Jedi of OT | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc | Pepe, Doge and Shrek are dead memes |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:48 PM |
| I wish I could cheat death for a specific amount of money. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:48 PM |
I wish I could ride in the Nemesis.
OT's Mr Mime | SFPwH Banned for a Day, +3462 |
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Inkswell
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:49 PM |
StolenFromNationStates.WMV
Granted but the ride breaks.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Inkswell
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:49 PM |
I wish I rule Equestria
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:50 PM |
Granted, but all the ponies are trying to kill you. Also, how could the Decepticon Flagship just 'broke'?
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:51 PM |
| I wish I could have the ability to die. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:52 PM |
| i wish i could have the super cool voice of filthy frank |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:53 PM |
Granted, but you always choke when you try to talk.
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:54 PM |
Here's one for you
I wish for three more wishes that are incorruptible, and my second wish is that my first wish is incorruptible, and my third wish is that my second wish is incorruptible, and my fourth wish is for infinite wishes that are incorruptible. |
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| 16 Jun 2015 08:55 PM |
Granted, but your third wish was corrupted as it had no corrupt lock., meaning all your stuff is corrupted.
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| 16 Jun 2015 09:24 PM |
Granted, but Granted.
I was like ooh and he was like What? and then i was like This is a riggy bruh, but he wants to kill me bro |
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| 16 Jun 2015 09:28 PM |
| I wish to become a cooler slime! |
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| 16 Jun 2015 09:33 PM |
But you turn into a giant booger and eat everyone
I was like ooh and he was like What? and then i was like This is a riggy bruh, but he wants to kill me bro |
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