IKatikas
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| 13 Jun 2015 02:16 PM |
| There was once an old lady who... |
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| 13 Jun 2015 02:17 PM |
died. the end.
stop with this crap |
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IKatikas
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| 13 Jun 2015 02:17 PM |
| but she came back from the dead and |
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| 13 Jun 2015 02:19 PM |
was a zombie. however, zombies cannot be real because without a circulatory system dispensing oxygenated blood, muscles cant get the oxygen they need, so rigor mortis sets in, meaning the old lady can't walk or even stand.
She can't eat brains either, because her fatty tissue is no longer giving off Leptin, the hormone that makes you hungry in the first place. |
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IKatikas
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| 13 Jun 2015 02:22 PM |
So she didn't move at all.
Then, she actually died and rotted this time. The end. |
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