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doctorgonzo is not online. doctorgonzo
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11 Jun 2015 01:00 PM
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/plan-your-sons-funeral-2520?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter#50,
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TheWdonald61 is not online. TheWdonald61
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11 Jun 2015 01:01 PM
Does it work for pets?

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
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doctorgonzo is not online. doctorgonzo
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11 Jun 2015 01:02 PM
no it clearly says "son" in the title. god
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MarioKartAddict is not online. MarioKartAddict
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11 Jun 2015 01:03 PM
my son was fed to a whale in a cheese-covered casket
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TheWdonald61 is not online. TheWdonald61
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11 Jun 2015 01:04 PM
you're a doo-doo poopy head.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
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Romoism is not online. Romoism
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11 Jun 2015 01:10 PM
*you're
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CheeseyMacral is not online. CheeseyMacral
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11 Jun 2015 01:16 PM
wow this is dumb i made it to the first question and one of the answers was "he was trying to hug a tornado" and i immediately left

Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ.
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doctorgonzo is not online. doctorgonzo
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11 Jun 2015 01:22 PM
@cheesey

play the game instead of being a nerd about it
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vikingsfan397 is online. vikingsfan397
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11 Jun 2015 01:30 PM
first time: whale eats coffin
second time: my son was alive the whole time

"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen."
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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11 Jun 2015 01:44 PM
After the funeral, six men carry your dead son outside and put him in a hole for good. It seems the day’s events have finally come to a close—or so you think. As you turn to walk back to your car, you’re stopped by an army guy holding an American flag.

“Your son was an extraordinary little boy,” he begins. “And you gave him a truly extraordinary funeral. On behalf of the United States of America, I would like to present to you the Folded Flag of Honor. As long as you carry this flag with you, cops can’t give you speeding tickets. It’s a hero’s privilege, but you’ve earned it through and through. I salute you, sir.”

Wow. It wasn’t easy to bury your own son, but this makes it all worth it. What an incredible honor.
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Romoism is not online. Romoism
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11 Jun 2015 01:49 PM
I went the mancave route
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DarkImperiator is not online. DarkImperiator
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11 Jun 2015 01:56 PM
I sucked my son into a vacuum cleaner



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ebenton95 is not online. ebenton95
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11 Jun 2015 02:10 PM
In life, your son would always fuss until he got his way, and it seems like death hasn’t changed him one bit. To make him happy, you throw together a quick little funeral in the backyard, inviting the elderly couple next door and the mailman to play the roles of mourners. Since the funeral home already disposed of his corpse, you seal his ghost inside a big balloon, stuff the balloon into an old cooler, and then lower the cooler into a shallow grave. You hum the national anthem as you shovel the dirt over his cooler-coffin, and the mailman leaves a bouquet of Bed Bath & Beyond mailers atop the freshly covered burial plot.

You briefly consider giving a eulogy, but then the automatic sprinklers come on and all the mourners run away. Oh, well. It doesn’t matter. Your son’s dead, and now you can go chill in your man cave.
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habs100 is not online. habs100
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11 Jun 2015 02:12 PM
"Now, before we begin, would you be so kind as to remind me how your son died?"


Dr. Oak confirmed

/// "I don't think a proffesional should have to practice." -gameonbabyCT \\\
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BMLGUY is not online. BMLGUY
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11 Jun 2015 02:19 PM
I sucked my son into a vacuum cleaner and threw him into a garbage truck and went back to a Peter Gabriel concert.

Oh, man, this is awesome.

Today ended up being a really great day.

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habs100 is not online. habs100
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11 Jun 2015 02:20 PM
wowowowowowow


i paid 7,000 dollasr and the son ends up not even being dead

so pissed at my son atm,,,, money doesnt grown on trees ffs,,

/// "I don't think a proffesional should have to practice." -gameonbabyCT \\\
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doctorgonzo is not online. doctorgonzo
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11 Jun 2015 02:39 PM
hahahahahah the mancave ending is the best hahahahahahhahahha
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nomerdude is not online. nomerdude
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11 Jun 2015 02:40 PM
I’m very sorry to hear this. Much like a beloved dog, a son can feel almost like another member of the family.


lol
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DarkImperiator is not online. DarkImperiator
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11 Jun 2015 02:42 PM
@tato

I know right and the Twins game was on


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doctorgonzo is not online. doctorgonzo
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12 Jun 2015 02:36 PM


You go down to your man cave and begin watching The Scorpion King, but before the opening credits even finish, there’s a knock at the door. It’s the police.

“Did you just drop a dead kid off at the post office?” one of the officers asks.

“Yes.”

“Okay, well, you can’t do that,” he explains. “It’s really illegal. I’m going to take you to jail now.”

Once you get to jail, it becomes clear that you’re going to have to stay there for a long time. It occurs to you that you probably should’ve just given your kid a normal funeral instead of mailing him to Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Oh, well.
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ThomasDefoe is not online. ThomasDefoe
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12 Jun 2015 02:46 PM
I got my son a Forever Friend!
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ThomasDefoe is not online. ThomasDefoe
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12 Jun 2015 02:47 PM
The official at the funeral was a 1998 Dodge Viper
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Spai1 is not online. Spai1
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12 Jun 2015 02:49 PM
I dressed my son up as goro from mortal kombat 10/10
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ThomasDefoe is not online. ThomasDefoe
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12 Jun 2015 02:50 PM
I walked into a dogs funeral
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ThomasDefoe is not online. ThomasDefoe
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12 Jun 2015 02:51 PM
MY SON CAME BACK ALIVE!!!
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