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| 11 Jun 2015 01:00 PM |
| http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/plan-your-sons-funeral-2520?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter#50, |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:01 PM |
Does it work for pets?
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:02 PM |
| no it clearly says "son" in the title. god |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:03 PM |
| my son was fed to a whale in a cheese-covered casket |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:04 PM |
you're a doo-doo poopy head.
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” |
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Romoism
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:16 PM |
wow this is dumb i made it to the first question and one of the answers was "he was trying to hug a tornado" and i immediately left
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:22 PM |
@cheesey
play the game instead of being a nerd about it |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:30 PM |
first time: whale eats coffin second time: my son was alive the whole time
"I swear, if something bad happens to my friends, I'll rip every tooth out of that shark and make it into the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen." |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:44 PM |
After the funeral, six men carry your dead son outside and put him in a hole for good. It seems the day’s events have finally come to a close—or so you think. As you turn to walk back to your car, you’re stopped by an army guy holding an American flag.
“Your son was an extraordinary little boy,” he begins. “And you gave him a truly extraordinary funeral. On behalf of the United States of America, I would like to present to you the Folded Flag of Honor. As long as you carry this flag with you, cops can’t give you speeding tickets. It’s a hero’s privilege, but you’ve earned it through and through. I salute you, sir.”
Wow. It wasn’t easy to bury your own son, but this makes it all worth it. What an incredible honor. |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:56 PM |
I sucked my son into a vacuum cleaner
"Pitchers who don't bat aren't baseball players" -CheeseyMacral |
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:10 PM |
In life, your son would always fuss until he got his way, and it seems like death hasn’t changed him one bit. To make him happy, you throw together a quick little funeral in the backyard, inviting the elderly couple next door and the mailman to play the roles of mourners. Since the funeral home already disposed of his corpse, you seal his ghost inside a big balloon, stuff the balloon into an old cooler, and then lower the cooler into a shallow grave. You hum the national anthem as you shovel the dirt over his cooler-coffin, and the mailman leaves a bouquet of Bed Bath & Beyond mailers atop the freshly covered burial plot.
You briefly consider giving a eulogy, but then the automatic sprinklers come on and all the mourners run away. Oh, well. It doesn’t matter. Your son’s dead, and now you can go chill in your man cave. |
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habs100
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:12 PM |
"Now, before we begin, would you be so kind as to remind me how your son died?"
Dr. Oak confirmed
/// "I don't think a proffesional should have to practice." -gameonbabyCT \\\ |
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BMLGUY
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:19 PM |
I sucked my son into a vacuum cleaner and threw him into a garbage truck and went back to a Peter Gabriel concert.
Oh, man, this is awesome.
Today ended up being a really great day.
"bumle is died of RHL" - Koolboy123 | This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:20 PM |
wowowowowowow
i paid 7,000 dollasr and the son ends up not even being dead
so pissed at my son atm,,,, money doesnt grown on trees ffs,,
/// "I don't think a proffesional should have to practice." -gameonbabyCT \\\ |
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:39 PM |
| hahahahahah the mancave ending is the best hahahahahahhahahha |
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:40 PM |
I’m very sorry to hear this. Much like a beloved dog, a son can feel almost like another member of the family.
lol |
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| 11 Jun 2015 02:42 PM |
@tato
I know right and the Twins game was on
"Pitchers who don't bat aren't baseball players" -CheeseyMacral |
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| 12 Jun 2015 02:36 PM |
You go down to your man cave and begin watching The Scorpion King, but before the opening credits even finish, there’s a knock at the door. It’s the police.
“Did you just drop a dead kid off at the post office?” one of the officers asks.
“Yes.”
“Okay, well, you can’t do that,” he explains. “It’s really illegal. I’m going to take you to jail now.”
Once you get to jail, it becomes clear that you’re going to have to stay there for a long time. It occurs to you that you probably should’ve just given your kid a normal funeral instead of mailing him to Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Oh, well.
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| 12 Jun 2015 02:46 PM |
| I got my son a Forever Friend! |
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| 12 Jun 2015 02:47 PM |
| The official at the funeral was a 1998 Dodge Viper |
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| 12 Jun 2015 02:49 PM |
| I dressed my son up as goro from mortal kombat 10/10 |
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| 12 Jun 2015 02:50 PM |
| I walked into a dogs funeral |
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