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| 09 Jun 2015 09:17 PM |
like i literally blush when shes online and i love to be noticed by her. |
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| 09 Jun 2015 09:18 PM |
*he
keels a he
keels a boy |
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TunaDoge
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| 09 Jun 2015 09:21 PM |
oh god
you actually believed that keel's a she |
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| 09 Jun 2015 11:28 PM |
is this serious
i cant tell |
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| 09 Jun 2015 11:32 PM |
i have a crush on loleris
doyouknowwhatthat'dbelikemang |
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AhhTreeV3
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| 09 Jun 2015 11:32 PM |
pretty sure keel is a he
+22696 ok; the water flowing, the endless river ; @croatiastrong |
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AhhTreeV3
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| 10 Jun 2015 01:56 PM |
bump
+22696 ok; the water flowing, the endless river ; @croatiastrong |
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Icezod
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TunaDoge
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| 10 Jun 2015 02:45 PM |
kEEL IS A GUY AND hES MIIIIINE |
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| 10 Jun 2015 07:54 PM |
+22696 ok; the water flowing, the endless river ; @croatiastrong |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:06 AM |
bump hes on lol
+22696 ok; the water flowing, the endless river ; @croatiastrong |
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Dogmau5
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:07 AM |
| That moment you notice you're not like the others |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:08 AM |
On average, there are 3 million pores covering a single human. Within each pore lies a gland allowing a combined effort of 3 trillion to produce over a liter of sweat every hour. As keeltoll sat in his luxurious office chair made from aged Italian leather and a wood from a now-extinct deciduous tree previously found only in the heart of the Amazon Rainforest, a single drop of sweat ran down his forehead. Keel's elbows bent his muscular arms at perfect 90 degree angles to work efficiently on his custom-built supercomputer. His eyes clipped away from the screen to observe the bulletproof window of his office looking over his garden outside. A bat bounced through the air and landed on one of his grafted fruit trees.
Keel then turned his gaze to the bookshelf behind his ornate desk which held his computer and found himself observing his collection of books, with origins spanning many centuries. Keel stood up cautiously, careful not to awaken his pet white Siberian tiger which slept at his feet. Keel did not fear his tiger, for he knew that with his 8th degree black-belt in karate and ability to lift over 600 lbs without straining, the tiger would be no match for him. The caution was sourced from passion, rather.
Keel walked over to his bookshelf and pulled an unmarked book 1.6 inches exactly away from the shelf. The bookshelf pulled to the side and revealed a secret room fitted with a fountain adjacent to a fully stocked wild western-style bar. The shelves behind the counter were stocked with every drink any man could ever desire, each bottle aged to perfection. Keel walked behind the counter and pulled a bottle of Mead.
Back in the office, the computer screen flicked to a screensaver, the last image that remained being a full screen photo of a young boy holding a trophy, the plaque at the bottom reading "CARTER MIDDLE SCHOOL LITERATURE CONTEST: 2ND PLACE" |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:11 AM |
| only if you're really nicholas |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:12 AM |
| there is your answer my son |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:12 AM |
| his username is thenotsoaveragekid for a reason guys |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:13 AM |
| w͒ͪ̓̊ͦ҉̧̧͙̠͍͙̻ ̷͇̘̞̭̐ͥ̉̊̈͜e̢͗̽̊͌̃͏͖͇͖̻̥̗͇͈͉̻͔̝̖ ̦͎͓̺̐͌͆ͩͧ̋̉ͬͬ̈̍́̀͜w̸̡̛͎̺̲̳̲̟̤̦̬͓͍͖͍͊̂̅̾ͬ̓͆ͧͭ̋͗ͯ̇͟͠ ̸̦̜̫͍̜̬̻͒̎̽̉ͥ͗̈̚͡l̵̹͖̺̠̩̙̙͓͇̝̹͔̜͖̣̻͈͕̠̒̅ͭ̒̍̆͛̎͌ͤͮ̂ͪ̿̏̊͘ ̶̡̑̇̔͆͑ͭͩ̌̏͐ͨͮ̏ͬͭ͐̾͘͏̡̳̹͖͓͓̹̤ą̴͓͚̖͉̞͉̖̺̄̈́̈́̋̃̈ͯͪ͑́̎̏͆̋̓͛͌̓ ̢̓͆͒͂ͧ̒̓̊́͗͋̊̈̓ͪ͗̃̈̇҉͏̶͏̰̭̠͔̪̫̟͙ḋ̷̴̞̰̠̺͖̯̜̳͈̋ͦͧͭ̌ͦ͗̏̊̆͛͋͂͂ͤ͊͘͡ |
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| 11 Jun 2015 01:41 AM |
| I will kidnap you and use your talent as a way to make money. |
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