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| 10 Jun 2015 11:58 AM |
aren't like the chosen one or anything
Games like that are so unoriginal :/ |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:05 PM |
>Claims FO2 is best Fallout game
>Main character is literally called "The Chosen one"
Can't tell if trolling or serious. |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:07 PM |
YES
HAHA
YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY THE TRICKIEST MAN ALIVE
CALL ME TRIKI, KING OF THE TRICKS. |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:08 PM |
| hes saying hes stupid and likes unoriginal games |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:08 PM |
| "reddit, what's the sexiest sex who ever sexed a sex? |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:11 PM |
Let me tell you, the tale of Lenny.
Some background: Lenny was a character some guy made and RP'd as while playing New Vegas. He had a mod which pretty much nullified damage installed, and Lenny had 1 INT and PER, but 10 STR and END.
"I roleplayed him as an incredibly tough moron just sort of bumbling through the Mojave and getting dragged into things by sheer luck. The only weapons he used were the ones he picked up off of enemies, since I roleplayed him as being too dumb to figure out basic math or how money works.
He eventually ended up in full power armor with a nuke launcher, because the bright colors from the explosion were pretty, and the clicky sounds afterwards made him feel all warm inside.
Even though he was getting hit with everything bad under the sun, he was too stupid and unperceptive to realize it should be hurting him. So it didn't.
Eventually, after many, many run ins with merchants and having collected more than a million caps (Lenny liked to collect them since they were shiny and fit into his pickets easily) he eventually figured out that money = being allowed to take stuff. So basically he would take a random amount of bottle caps from his pocket (I just removed them from my inventory) and would help himself to whatever he wanted in the shop. When the merchant would inevitably try to kill him for stealing, Lenny would get confused and angry, so he'd try and shove them away.
Which almost always resulted in them dying horribly for some reason. Lenny could never really connect the two.
Lenny didn't really like being told what to do, so after bumbling along with the NCR for a while, he got bored and ended up becoming bestest buddies with Caesar. But then he met Mr. House, and Mr. House had a really cool house and lots of fun talky toy things to play with, so he ended up helping him. And then Mr. House did something to upset Lenny (can't actually remember what) and eventually Lenny ended up smashing all of Mr. House's stuff.
Lenny decided that he liked Mr. House's stuff (well, what was left) and his cool house, so he figured it would probably be okay if he lived there. But he still wanted to be buddies with the nice guy at the NCR place and Caesar, so he decided to pay them a visit. But Lenny got really confused and upset when they started attacking him. Luckily, he instantly knew what was wrong. They must be mad because Lenny hadn't visited them in so long!
Lenny decided to try and play tag with his friends to make them happy again, but they didn't really try and run away, and whenever he'd tag them stuff would fly off and he'd get this weird sauce on his hands. Lenny didn't like that. Eventually his friends all decided to take really long naps, and didn't really hang out with him anymore.
Any by the end of it the Mojave ended up being ruled by a mentally deficient Hercules."
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:14 PM |
what a story
you should write books |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:16 PM |
lenny is the best fallout player character ever
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:17 PM |
| nah, my 10 in every stat character was better lmao |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:18 PM |
"nah, my 10 in every stat character was better lmao"
munchkinism/cheating =/= good characters
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:19 PM |
nah man my kobold barbarian with a god complex is a really good character.
So what if he destroys every encounter unless the GM specifically tries to counter me?
He's an interesting chap. |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:20 PM |
>munchkin char in D&D >not a wizard >uwotm8
:P
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:23 PM |
I was saying how my character isn't a munchkin
He's really ineffective at doing the one thing he can do.
But I outlevel like everything on the planet now so I sorta just win by sheer force. |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:26 PM |
Yes. Still, 20th level wizards, heh~
Still, at least it's not a Kender. Because f*ck Kender.
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:30 PM |
I've killed a 20th level wizard twice now.
Once at level 11
They're not everything you know, especially if you hit them hard. |
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| 10 Jun 2015 12:53 PM |
Wizards are squishy in melee.
They are still by far the most capable class if properly used. Their potential is pretty huge.
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