Titleist
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| 05 Jun 2015 08:21 PM |
Season's Greetings from Bill (Todd's father),
It is unfortunate that I must write this today. If no apology is given by June 7, 2015, I, father of my innocent child, will file a lawsuit against the user code named wistfulspongebobbest. While watching my son, Todd, play ROBLOX© at wistfulspongebobbest's Fort Wars, I witnessed an unlawful and unacceptable ban against my son. I am here to let you know that neither my son nor myself will tolerate this.
Immature and ignorant behaviour such as this has become all too common in the past weeks. It has become so common, in fact, that I am strongly considering banning my son and daughter from playing this game. This is of course a last resort. The main goal of this post is to acquire some sort of compensation for the actions that were directed towards my innocent son Todd. Again, this is unacceptable.
As previously stated, I witnessed the illegal action first hand. Giving Todd tips on how to build the great wall of code named user Builderman, I had a constant and uninterrupted view of the event. With seemingly no warning or announcement, a constant and consistent barrage of school buses flew in from the heavens. My perfect son Todd simply ignored these ignorant and immature events as he continued on his project. Suddenly, again with no warning, Todd's tools were illegally removed. Many accusers were quick to jump on the bandwagon and accuse my son of these immature and horrendous actions. Unfortunately, the owner and totalitarian regime ruled in favour of these accusations, ejecting Todd from the game.
And so, my fellow Robloxians, I encourage and plead with you to promote social justice in retaliation to these unacceptable actions. My son, currently crying in his room, will seek justice and is anxiously awaiting an apology. In the event that you have forgotten, you have until dawn of June 7, 2015 to apologize. Any insincere, false, or absent apology by that time will result in a class action lawsuit against the totalitarian dictator and his supporters.
Cordially Yours, Bill Derman |
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Yedliny
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drbat
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| 05 Jun 2015 08:24 PM |
I'm sorry Bill. I didn't think it was you man.
Butch Jones is the real Messiah. |
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Titleist
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| 05 Jun 2015 08:26 PM |
My demands shall also encompass a removal of the ban placed on my son Todd due to these fraudulent accusations.
With Regards, Bill Derman |
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| 05 Jun 2015 08:35 PM |
| I WAS BAN FOR NO REASON KILL WIST WITH FIRE |
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| 05 Jun 2015 08:44 PM |
tl;dr
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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