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| 05 Jun 2015 03:40 PM |
Your name is John and you live in mid Kansas. It's the middle of March and you're outside with your family. Your mother is planting flowers and your father is sitting in his large rocking chair he got a few Christmas's ago sipping on ice cool lemonade that your older sister made with your little brother. There is a slight cool breeze that feels great, and the sun is beaming. Everything seems just perfect for a Saturday with the fam.
1. Help your mother plant flowers 2. Tease your little brother for being smaller than you 3. Stare at your father oddly 4. Make inappropriate jokes with your sister 5. Bask in the sun and enjoy the air
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:40 PM |
bump
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:42 PM |
| 1. because planting flowers is fun |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:43 PM |
You tell your sister an inappropriate joke and she giggles with you quietly and says "Stop it..." in a teasing way. Your father looks over and asks, "What's so funny?" Your mother looks up and says "Hm," to herself.
1. Fess up 2. Say "Nothing" 3. Look at your sister 4. Ask your mother what she was looking at 5. Other
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:44 PM |
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Oh my god! They killed siggy! |
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altime
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:45 PM |
You look at your sister. Your sister looks at you. She says, "It was him!" She points and you and flashes a smile at you. You frown but your father just chuckles and says, "Why don't you two help your mother? C'mon, it'll be fun!"
1. Accept his offer 2. Decline his offer
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:46 PM |
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Oh my god! They killed siggy! |
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altime
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:46 PM |
| 2 Say we're going upstairs to do "homework" |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:46 PM |
Hint: Declining his offer may affect the story in ways you didn't even expect
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altime
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:46 PM |
| Still, you go upstairs to your room with your sister |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:48 PM |
You say, "Thanks, but I think I have some homework to do right now!" Your father smiles at you and says, "Right... But aren't you on spring break? And didn't you say you have no homework over spring break?" "Oh... Um...," you reply sheepishly. Your father will remember your dishonesty. The sky is getting darker...
1. Lie (Make up a lie) 2. Admit to your mistakes Both answers have consequences.
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:48 PM |
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altime
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:48 PM |
| 1, say your helping your sister with an assignment, then go upstairs |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:49 PM |
bang sister
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:49 PM |
| with your sister, to your room |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:50 PM |
You say, "Dad... Apparently I was wrong and we DO have homework so -laughing- yea.. Okay." You start to walk away and then you hear your mother say "It's getting dark... Looks like it's gonna storm."
1. Stop and look up 2. Scream (because you can) 3. Keep walking 4. Be a total brat towards your dad about him interrogating you
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:50 PM |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:51 PM |
try Texas or Oklahoma
so that's why i decided to convert to a giraffe psychiatrist |
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| 05 Jun 2015 03:52 PM |
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Help me get this published please <3: http://www.roblox.com/-----item?id=253364457 |
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