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Septums is not online. Septums
Joined: 21 May 2013
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03 Jun 2015 11:41 PM
Ok. I'll start off slow. This game has ruined my life, man. I can't stop. I'll just start off the story.

So I'm an inner city 90s kid who lives with their mother. Cool, right? Basically I've learned a lot of essential skills from her. Anyways, my mom has a lot of tattoos. She says that they represent big points in her life. I thought that was cool so I decided to get a ROBLOX tattoo since ROBLOX has become a big part of my life. I got that tattoo on my lower back. Man, I was proud of myself that day. Pretty happy. Cool, right? Anyways, this is just where the story started.

So, it was my first day of school. I woke up with a can of Mountain Dew and a bowl of Cheetos for breakfast since I'm the most 90s kid ever. I walked up to the bus and sat in the back with the cool kiddos. Man, it was great. The girls said I was cute. We had the Fresh Prince theme song blasting in the back. It was cool. We finally roll up to school. I'm rolling down the hallway (heelies are dope) with my new friends. I see this hot blonde girl in the hallway. Man, she was looking swag. I go up to her and ask her if she wants to "see my Metapod". She thought that was hot. She asks me if I wanted to make out later. I was like ya.

So time progresses. I'm sitting through my boring trigonometry class just waiting for the bell to ring. As it rings, I push over a midget and run out of the room. I was so excited. I ran into the band hall to meet this girl, man. I burst through the wall like friggin' Koolaid Man (90s AF) and see her sitting down by the saxophones. We start making out. Man, it got more passionate. Finally, I take off my shirt. I turn around so I could do a backflip to celebrate this. Bad choice. She immediately notices my ROBLOX tattoo. She starts screaming. My phone falls out of my pocket and she sees my account with tons of custom cars. She's yelling for help. Instinctively, I Chris Brown her in the face. She's out cold. I panic and run. However, before I could escape the principle darted into the room and looked me in the eyes. I immediately jumped up and open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.


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Evolucian is not online. Evolucian
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03 Jun 2015 11:42 PM
Too short didnt read
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Septums is not online. Septums
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03 Jun 2015 11:42 PM

Good

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Arte71 is not online. Arte71
Joined: 16 Apr 2013
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03 Jun 2015 11:42 PM
...

Ok...

Where is the "thing"?

oh wait, there is

http://www.roblox.com/Obvious-Troll-item?id=181587533


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IAmTheOneWhoKnocks is not online. IAmTheOneWhoKnocks
Joined: 04 Oct 2013
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03 Jun 2015 11:42 PM
i was prepared to put something witty and call u a scrub
but then i actually read ur thread
and i lold

"To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and Survive"
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Thefuturebuilders is not online. Thefuturebuilders
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03 Jun 2015 11:43 PM
Wow did not expect to get cancer from this...


Thank you (:
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puffle123 is not online. puffle123
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03 Jun 2015 11:43 PM
what did i just read
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Cretaions is not online. Cretaions
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03 Jun 2015 11:44 PM
Tatoos = bad


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Septums is not online. Septums
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03 Jun 2015 11:44 PM
:) I actually shined lights on peoples day putting this thread out there :)


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Septums is not online. Septums
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03 Jun 2015 11:45 PM
Tell that to all the other people that own a tattoo then come back to me :)


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Septums is not online. Septums
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03 Jun 2015 11:46 PM
@Future beat the cancer for me babe ;)


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Cretaions is not online. Cretaions
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03 Jun 2015 11:47 PM
Seriously I don't see the use of people wanting tatoos. It just ruin your health. Plus it'll be the cause of your death someday.


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Septums is not online. Septums
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03 Jun 2015 11:48 PM
How does a tattoo ruin your health? You mean body? And its what they want to do right booboo?


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KinqChase is not online. KinqChase
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03 Jun 2015 11:48 PM
Lol I laughed to hard Gg Septums
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BrickUser is not online. BrickUser
Joined: 19 Dec 2011
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03 Jun 2015 11:50 PM
Love this story!

Shows a lot of meaning and a whole lot of feelings, good job.
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CatBoy1235 is not online. CatBoy1235
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03 Jun 2015 11:50 PM
Don't tattoos cause poisoning
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LethalPaintball is not online. LethalPaintball
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03 Jun 2015 11:52 PM
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Septums is not online. Septums
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03 Jun 2015 11:56 PM

I'm obviously being serious this is tots my lief ;p Read the end sentence -Facepalm-

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Jehoiakim is not online. Jehoiakim
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03 Jun 2015 11:58 PM
a roblox tattoo

lmfaoooo

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REALkittyAndCats is not online. REALkittyAndCats
Joined: 16 Feb 2015
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03 Jun 2015 11:59 PM
Well, Sometimes life can be AWESOME and sometimes it just *********
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Nanero is not online. Nanero
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04 Jun 2015 12:25 AM
Septums i respect you and all but,





"The Sponge doesn't like salty Fries!"
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royaltoe is not online. royaltoe
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04 Jun 2015 12:27 AM
Well this was an interesting read.
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Jehoiakim is not online. Jehoiakim
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04 Jun 2015 12:30 AM
Well this was an interesting read. [2]

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Jehoiakim is not online. Jehoiakim
Joined: 08 Jul 2010
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04 Jun 2015 12:31 AM
but ik this is made up story

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TempleTrekking is not online. TempleTrekking
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04 Jun 2015 12:32 AM
Cool
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