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| 03 Jun 2015 08:14 PM |
| This bald guy, really fat, in a yellow car pulled up out the front of my house, picked up a yellow shirt, walked over to my letter box then looks in it, stares at me then runs down a path near my house... He forgot his car, too... Do I need help? |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:16 PM |
| He's back out the front, he just grabbed a pair of binoculars, looked into my mums room and got into his car and he is currently calling someone... |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:16 PM |
| He's looking for his car keys |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:16 PM |
gee, what a wonderful time to go on OT!
noot noot: http://www.roblox.com/Tokyokhaos-Fabulous-item?id=243205464 |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:17 PM |
dennis nedry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:18 PM |
| For once, call the damn cops instead of asking OT! |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:18 PM |
| I was already on OT. Anyway, he put the phone down and is staring at me... I'm worried about this... |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:22 PM |
| call the f••king cops you dumbass |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:22 PM |
| I don't have a dang phone! |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:24 PM |
| Dad is at work, and mum is out for lunch with her friends... He still on the phone... |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:25 PM |
lol id pay money to see him run down the path since hes fat
but anyways
do you have access to any weapons, and are your parents/ guardians home? |
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Destryc
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:26 PM |
| Hes I'm at home. The only weapons are cutlery... |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:26 PM |
wait
what time zone are you in because its faking 9:26 at night for me
im like
"eating lunch at 9:26 at night??" |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:26 PM |
| The house phone was disconnected because we didn't use it... Also, I'm at my parents house, on my own.. |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:27 PM |
| go to your window, throw a glass at his car and run outside and make him jog down the road behind you LOL |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:27 PM |
| I'm in Queensland, Australia. It's 11:28 at the moment... Fat guy is still on the phone, but he is standing in the front yard now... |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:29 PM |
| Get a blunt weapon and lock your windows and doors |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:29 PM |
| open your window and ask why he's there |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:29 PM |
Have you heard about Lechon You should use that style on him |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:29 PM |
oh
well just like, secretly run through the bushes to neighbors house
that is if you have any
but srsly what is an obese guy gonna do to you if he DID get inside? sit on you..? you can outrun him
i would just 1v1 tussel him |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:29 PM |
Make ghetto spears and shanks just in case if he decides to break in.
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." -William Shakespeare |
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| 03 Jun 2015 08:30 PM |
| Doors and windows are locked, and I have a butter knife on the desk next to the computer... |
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