Swan777
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| 24 May 2015 06:32 PM |
We are g00ses. We are the most elite geese from the Flock.
To join you must first be in the US Flock Team, to do that you must first past FLOCKs (humans call it BUDs I guess?) .
To get into FLOCKs you must first be a US citizen for atleast 1 year and must convert to Arconism our lord and savior Marshal.
Anyway before signing up into FLOCKs i'd advise practicing things like flying swimming running etc.. and getting into top physical geese shape
We want to be lean and mean geese so we do things like Calisthenics which consist of squats, lunges, pullups, pushups, situps, and other abdominal exercises to increase strength.
So basically you must complete FLOCKs then you will be advised and tested on your skills evaluating if you meet the rankings of the US Flock Team, if you get accepted you will officially be a US g00se.
But that's just the Flock Team.
To meet certain tasks we need elites and not too many, but just enough for deadly geese missions, like Osama Bin Flockin' a threat to the US for many years. When trying out for this elite division you will learn how to use assault rifles, learn how to fly extremely well, swim and hold your breath for a whole 100m, use tactical advancements and training to take on hard tasks, jump out of plains etc.
As you can see the Elite Division is very diffacult but we need more geese to help us take down Osama Bin Flockin'
Sign up today at FlockTeam dot Com
( Mods don't delete this please it was kind of a joke but yeah nothing like real..) |
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Swan777
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| 24 May 2015 06:33 PM |
So far our team is
MarshalSZK4, Swan777, FallenFoes, and xSneBear
which means we need 2 more people |
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| 24 May 2015 06:36 PM |
ME MEME
I HAVE NO AB STRENGTH AND IVE NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL IN MY LIFE |
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Swan777
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| 24 May 2015 06:41 PM |
| In geese training we do ab excersises, yes buble. :)) |
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