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| 17 May 2015 04:55 PM |
take off my shoes and stand on ants
what's cooking? |
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| 17 May 2015 05:06 PM |
u accidentally stomp on a big hairy man
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| 17 May 2015 05:09 PM |
u hear "bad boys" start playing in distance
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ColeF59
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| Joined: 21 Aug 2012 |
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| 17 May 2015 05:10 PM |
| hop on my grandma's bike with a basket and drive off |
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| 17 May 2015 05:11 PM |
ur grandma shoots all the cops bc ur in l.a
all of sudden u realize that u had a nale in u
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ColeF59
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| 17 May 2015 05:12 PM |
| amputate my right arm where the nail was stuck in |
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| 17 May 2015 05:15 PM |
ur screaming as u amputate an arm
ur grandma calls the dog catcher
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ColeF59
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| 17 May 2015 05:16 PM |
| take granny's gun and shoot dog catcher in pelvis |
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| 17 May 2015 05:18 PM |
it ricochet's off the man's pelvis and hits ur grandma
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ColeF59
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| 17 May 2015 05:19 PM |
while mourning u stumble across a map
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ColeF59
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| 17 May 2015 05:23 PM |
| my nose itches so i cough & blow my nose in the map then crumble it up into a ball and throw it over my shoulder |
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| 17 May 2015 05:28 PM |
the map turns into an angry old woman
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ColeF59
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| Joined: 21 Aug 2012 |
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| 17 May 2015 05:30 PM |
old man knocks u out and u wake in cellar tied 2 chair
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ColeF59
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| 17 May 2015 05:32 PM |
old man slaps u with neckbeard
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ColeF59
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| 17 May 2015 05:33 PM |
| roundhouse kick him in his temple |
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| 17 May 2015 05:34 PM |
chuck norris is summoned since u did a roundhouse kick
he gives u a walker texas ranger hat
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ColeF59
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| Joined: 21 Aug 2012 |
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| 17 May 2015 05:35 PM |
| move to compton california |
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