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| 11 May 2015 07:27 AM |
>wake up >2pm >groggy as hell >was up until 4am talking with skype friends >stumble out of bed, put on dressing gown >try not to be spotted by guests as i go to the bathroom >get in, lock door behind me >start pawing at cupboard on wall for toothbrush and paste >get toothbrush but can't find paste >apparently it's on the top shelf even though it's normally not there >whatever, put it on brush >put in mouth, start brushing >spit out instantly >it tastes like a dead bird >ohgodwhy.jpg >look at paste in disgust >"Hair Removal Cream" >mfw hair removal cream is in exact shape as toothpaste tube
thebluehydra | game & watch me kick ur ass lmoa |
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| 11 May 2015 09:04 AM |
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thebluehydra | game & watch me kick ur ass lmoa |
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| 11 May 2015 09:09 AM |
| 1 time my mom started trying to shampoo my hair with this "hair removal cream" stuff she found at the friend's house we were staying at and then acted surprised when my hair started falling out |
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