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| 03 May 2015 07:23 PM |
| what seems to be the problem? |
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| 03 May 2015 07:24 PM |
My child shot his eye out with a BB and said it was funny.
~We're going on a trip, to a place called auschwitz, it is shower-time, little jewstines.~ |
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| 03 May 2015 07:25 PM |
@Ash
are you kidding me? that is funny. you are just a overprotective parent. hand your child back to us immediately, and we will be sure to laugh at him.
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| 03 May 2015 07:28 PM |
| My child put his hand in a blender and made a hand smoothie, he drank it and continued to blend the rest of his body. |
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| 03 May 2015 07:28 PM |
@luffy
please take your nuts somewhere else, your scaring the orphans
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| 03 May 2015 07:29 PM |
my child is a hitman!
Kek, "When the creator Arceus created the world, it immediately created a being that transcended it. A being of unlimited strength, Eevee." -Creation of the Lord, 4;16 |
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| 03 May 2015 07:29 PM |
@Hunter
your child has now been marked off as dead
don't worry, we'll be sure to tell the government about this and use his fluids as a sick experiment.
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| 03 May 2015 07:32 PM |
@Zultra
don't worry sir, we took good care of your child
*cough cough* sent him to Iraq *cough* |
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| 03 May 2015 07:33 PM |
@luffy
yes it says here that your child has gone to an asylum- I mean has been lost
don't worry we will definitely look for him |
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| 03 May 2015 07:36 PM |
@luffy
too bad, hes now being pronounced dead at this moment
go complain to the gov
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| 03 May 2015 07:39 PM |
@luffy
oh wait
your a single father?
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still don't care. |
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| 03 May 2015 07:44 PM |
@luffy
SIR
SIR
SIR
THIS IS THE 69TH TIME YOU CALLED US
I THINK WE KNOW BY NOW THAT I ACTUALLY ATE HIM IN A DARE BY TWO THUGS WHO LIVED IN BALTIMORE-
oops. |
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| 03 May 2015 07:49 PM |
My child became a dank meme.
The other became a Dragonborn, rebelled against his allies, and was sent to hell with a weird tentacle monster! WHADDO I DO |
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| 03 May 2015 07:54 PM |
@Sound
okay, here's the solution for the first child:
quiz him if he knows what dongers, lenny, and shrek are
for the second one, we changed who he goes to hell with this time around
you'll love this, it was adolf. |
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| 03 May 2015 07:55 PM |
@luffy
well, screw the authorities
I'm goin home |
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