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| 03 May 2015 12:10 AM |
>I was only 9 years old >I loved Sonic so much, I had all the merchandise and games >I pray to Sonic every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Sonic is love" I say; "Sonic is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a ass >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Sonic >I called him a friggin frick >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Sonc >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swampy zone."" >He grabs me with his powerful hedgoehog hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my butt-cheeks for Sonic >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Sonic >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Sonic >He yells a mighty "YEAH!" as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Sonic looks him straight in the eyes and says "Gotta go fast!" >Sonic leaves through my window >Sonic is love. Sonic is life.
THE BIRD IS THE WORD DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE WEED MY COUSIN SMOKES WEED |
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| 03 May 2015 12:11 AM |
wha? this can't be sammyclassicsonicfan there's no "FRICKIN" every three words |
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| 03 May 2015 12:12 AM |
Its funny cause you are 9 Also I posted a sammy vid a few mins ago m8 |
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| 03 May 2015 12:12 AM |
| I lost even more respect for OP |
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DonMangLy
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| 03 May 2015 12:12 AM |
"hedgoehog"
AGHDSF
YOU SNEEZED ON ME |
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| 03 May 2015 12:13 AM |
">I called him a friggin frick" why did I laugh egguggh
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TIV67
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| 03 May 2015 12:17 AM |
why is the illuminati a crapposter
Save the plants! Plants > animals! |
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diIpi
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Srengsina
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| 03 May 2015 12:21 AM |
shrek's poop donkey's poop sly cooper's poop silver poop copper poop gold poop
Step into my metal cave and we'll battle til' the break of dawn! |
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| 03 May 2015 12:46 AM |
@sreng oh god not that video NOT THAT VIDEO PLEASE NO |
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NiPAllu
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| 03 May 2015 12:47 AM |
this is the first thread i see when i wake up oh boi
you kentucky fried joke : add 3700 posts.mumsgaming's forum account |
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Krozia
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| 03 May 2015 12:54 AM |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0
STAHP HATING ON SONIC!!,!,1111 |
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