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| 02 May 2015 09:24 AM |
Congratulations!: You have successfully visited this post. We will begin giving you your reward shortly. Your honor in visiting is important to everyone and this action you've made created you a better person. With this prize we give you, you will have no experience and feel nothing important. You will then enjoy your prize for centuries to come. This prize (nothing) is created specially for you and that it would be never destroyed. Within the next ten seconds, you will receive your prize right in front of your [phone, tablet, or computer]....
Please be patient as your prize delivers.
Ten seconds remaining for your prize starting NOW. |
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| 02 May 2015 09:24 AM |
as a secondary, i also raised my iq
»»» ...what? i wasn't suppose to say that?? \|/ add 0 posts |
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orsai
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| 02 May 2015 09:28 AM |
Dear Sir or Madam
I am writing this letter to inform you that I have indeed visited your post. It saddens me to say that I have not received anything of the prize you have mentioned. I was very disappointed to find a large lump sum of money in front of my computer and I feel I have been lied to. I demand a refund and shall not be recommending this service to any of my relatives, friends or neighbours any time soon.
Regards,
Lord High Chamberlain Sir Admiral Chelmsford Smith, VC, PHD, MP, DSC and licensed serious man with serious haircut. |
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| 02 May 2015 09:30 AM |
as a secondary, i also raised my iq [2]
O Canada! ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) |
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| 02 May 2015 09:34 AM |
Dear Sir or Madam
In the light of my previous message, I must say I am rather disappointed. You have shown no sign of refunding my purchase. I have, instead, received yet another large lump sum of currency in British Pound Sterling. I would like to remind you how ten seconds of my non-existant, meaningless life was wasted on some rather peculier post on the Internet. Fortunately, I have no further interest in pursuing this matter. The money has been burnt and a petition has been made to bankrupt you, your business and those acting under your employment.
Good day to you Sir/Madam
Yours rather angrily,
[insert titles here]Chelmsford something-or-other[insert further titles here] |
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| 02 May 2015 09:41 AM |
Dear Sir, I am greatly disappointed of you not satisfied with your reward. I have looked at my balance and saw that all of them were gone. As the contract you have currently signed to kick me out, I was forced to move to another country. The refund was not indeed correct..eh? However the money I've sent to you was an impulsive mistake and I wish you could get what you wanted. I've been looking forwards to see your next reply. However, I've lost the grand prize, but I have not sent it to you. Please wait patiently for hours until I have successfully found and shipped your reward.
From the disappointed one,
Someone-some-thing-whatever |
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| 02 May 2015 10:15 AM |
Dear Madam (I'm fairly positive now.)
I thank you for your intelligent and thoughtful reply. I have taken the liberty of alerting Interpol of your crimes and hope you find the assigned task force to your liking. I do not wish for the said "grand prize", it has now become a matter of honour and morality. I demand satisfaction. As the challenged party, you have been granted the ability to choose the dueling weapons as well as your second. It is suggested that you inform your next of kin.
Yours-in-a-gentlemanly-but-still-considerably-serious-manner,
High Duke Chelmsford Smith the Brave of the Orkney Islands, serious man with serious haircut. |
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| 02 May 2015 01:17 PM |
Dear sir, My head exploded into pieces as blood stained my house walls. A man shot me in the head and I almost died. My neighbor heard the serious blood-curling screams. I was very confused so I was likely to do more damage. I cut open my tummy, and pulled out an intestine. I hanged the tube cavity on a nail and I removed my kidneys. I injected poison fluids into my body as I cut and peel off my skin. I fell in death, but then I recovered using the electroshock therapy. The engineers were happy to see me recover, and I've came to discover your message and that impacted me hard. I felt an extremely sharp pain in my head and I began to have a seizure. I am now fine. From, The Random One You Were Talking To |
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