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Re: Post things your parents lied to you about

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KottonKittenz is not online. KottonKittenz
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If I drank too much blue man mouthwash I would become the big blueberry from charlie's chocolate factory
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02 May 2015 08:42 AM
Santa claus
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02 May 2015 08:42 AM

santa
toothfairy
easter bunny




but it was just for fun


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02 May 2015 08:43 AM
im told im a boy, but when i look down i cant see willy wonka i only see my body fat, so obviously they are wrong

_having three guns means never having to say "i'm sorry"
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Aveeo is not online. Aveeo
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02 May 2015 08:45 AM
Nothing

My parents were honest with me (mainly because they knew I could usually tell when they were lying and would persistently ask questions until I got an answer).

Respect the science!
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@aveeo
i call bogus

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DlVINlTY is not online. DlVINlTY
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02 May 2015 08:46 AM
"Nothing"


*Aveeos 4th birthday*

Aveeo: "is santa real"

mother: "of course dear"

Aveeo: "ARE YOU SURE"

mother: "OK I WAS LYING, DAMN"







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02 May 2015 08:48 AM
santa
easter bunny
tooth fairy
god
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02 May 2015 08:48 AM
'i have eyes in the back of my head'

'why don't i, mother?'


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Aveeo is not online. Aveeo
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02 May 2015 08:48 AM
@chewy

Well, unless you count Santa and all of them.

But when I was 7 a friend of mine told me Santa wasn't real, so when I came home I said to my mom "I want to know the truth about Santa."

So she told me then that Santa isn't real and the same thing applies to the rest of them.

Respect the science!
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02 May 2015 08:49 AM
"i want to know the truth about santa" is not a thing 7 year olds say tho

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02 May 2015 08:50 AM
when my parents told me that they were my real biologikal parentz




evey cooki needs milk
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02 May 2015 08:51 AM
So many things that I can't say online.
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02 May 2015 08:51 AM
when my parents told me tht i could mikrowave my i phon


it turned into a potato
nd my mom 8 it for dinr




eveyr cookie needs milk
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02 May 2015 08:52 AM
That babies are made by putting a "SEED in mumy's tummy"

Babies are best served as breakfast.
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02 May 2015 09:02 AM
@chewy

It's something I said. I was a very smart child.

Respect the science!
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god
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02 May 2015 12:43 PM

"It's something I said. I was a very smart child."

careful not to flatter yourself


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02 May 2015 12:43 PM
god [x2]

"Even if a question has a proper answer, sometimes one cannot simply give it away." - Holo || Ookami to Koushinryou || #Anime
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02 May 2015 12:49 PM
god

santa

easter bunny

tooth fairy

happyness

how baby's are made

why my dad left us

Making oder's mad since 2014!
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02 May 2015 12:51 PM
baby shampoo wouldn't hurt my eyes

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baby shampoo wont hurt your eyes x2
hell is a very, very bad word
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