MrPhelps
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:17 PM |
one day i was eating pasta. i poured on tomato sauce and alfredo sauce. then i put on meat balls. but then my pasta got up and started walking around with a meatball as a hed and he attackted me cuz he was like "u no mix sauces you stupid little twerpy scrubuling how culd u do that why u r a terrible person ur dum no i will strangl u" he den strengled me and i nerly died but i escapted and ran away. da pasta grew bigger and bigger as it chased aftr me. it was the size of a tower now and it's spaghetti strands shot out at me trying to catch my legs. they did but i had my fork still and i forked it and ate it it was delicious but then he got really mad and threw meat balls at me. a meat ball hit me and it came to life trying to eat my head. i poked it in the eye with my fork. it rolled away. then a giant can of parmensan cheese burst out of the ground and tried to crush me but i rolled away and survivedd. i got on top of it and twisted the cap off and all the white cheese spilled out on the meatball and it drownded. but then the spaghetti started to fly. i know knew i was destined to be killed by the fabld flying spaghetti monster. i prepared myself for an honorable death but then the cops came and shot it and then the heavens opened and zeus killed the monster with a lightning bolt. however, i know it isn't dead. i can hear it whispering to me at night, saying it wil have vengeance for my mixing sauces.
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MrPhelps
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:20 PM |
You know, if 67thave had posted this, you all would be reading it.
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:21 PM |
2spooky4me
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:23 PM |
| the flying spaghetti monster boiled for our sins |
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MrPhelps
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| 27 Apr 2015 08:02 PM |
#26scari743me
RIP :> Face, you won't be forgotten. |
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trex11122
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| 27 Apr 2015 08:02 PM |
| Almost gave me a heart attack! |
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MrPhelps
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| 27 Apr 2015 08:35 PM |
i am such good horror riter
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MrPhelps
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| 02 May 2015 03:32 PM |
BE AFRADE
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