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| 26 Apr 2015 08:39 PM |
| Gimme those ones your dad says too much, puns, knock knocks, and all! |
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windbag27
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:40 PM |
why couldnt the germans invade russia because the russians were ... stalin!! AHHHAHAHHA
pretty princess of rt |
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:43 PM |
Puns are better.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is very time consuming.
Police were called to a daycare, where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
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Dialects
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:43 PM |
whats more expensive than $8 water $10 water
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:44 PM |
i was going to eat a rock it was too hard
∆ The Illuminati needs cookies. ∆ |
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windbag27
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:45 PM |
what do you call it when you shoot a clock? killing time AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHH
pretty princess of rt |
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0rx
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:45 PM |
I thought the title read "The Cory Jokes Thread."
Proof: http://www.roblox.com/Screenshot-item?id=111016033 |
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Scyblocks
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| 26 Apr 2015 08:54 PM |
| My attempts at romance over the years. |
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| 26 Apr 2015 09:04 PM |
| A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. |
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| 26 Apr 2015 09:07 PM |
| what do you call a ##### using a ######..... a #######! |
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| 26 Apr 2015 09:08 PM |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
but nobody can know the secret of... |
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Melvar
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:03 PM |
Did you hear about the guy who got his right side cut off? He is all left now.
You dun, I dun, We all dun goofed! |
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Melvar
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:04 PM |
Did you hear about the Mount Everest Climber? You won't see Himalayan around.
You dun, I dun, We all dun goofed! |
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:05 PM |
WHAT DID THE SHNAK EAT FOR SUPPER DOG FOOD |
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| 27 Apr 2015 07:14 PM |
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
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