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LordHarwick is not online. LordHarwick
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26 Apr 2015 08:39 PM
Gimme those ones your dad says too much, puns, knock knocks, and all!
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26 Apr 2015 08:40 PM
why couldnt the germans invade russia
because the russians were
...
stalin!!
AHHHAHAHHA

pretty princess of rt
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26 Apr 2015 08:43 PM
Puns are better.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is very time consuming.

Police were called to a daycare, where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.
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26 Apr 2015 08:43 PM
whats more expensive than $8 water
$10 water

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26 Apr 2015 08:44 PM
i was going to eat a rock
it was too hard



∆ The Illuminati needs cookies. ∆
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windbag27 is not online. windbag27
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26 Apr 2015 08:45 PM
what do you call it when you shoot a clock?
killing time
AWWWWWW
YEAHHHHHHHH

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26 Apr 2015 08:45 PM
I thought the title read "The Cory Jokes Thread."

Proof: http://www.roblox.com/Screenshot-item?id=111016033
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26 Apr 2015 08:54 PM
My attempts at romance over the years.
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LordHarwick is not online. LordHarwick
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26 Apr 2015 09:04 PM
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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26 Apr 2015 09:07 PM
what do you call a ##### using a ######..... a #######!
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26 Apr 2015 09:08 PM
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.


but nobody can know the secret of...
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27 Apr 2015 07:03 PM
Did you hear about the guy who got his right side cut off? He is all left now.

You dun, I dun, We all dun goofed!
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Melvar is online. Melvar
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27 Apr 2015 07:04 PM
Did you hear about the Mount Everest Climber? You won't see Himalayan around.

You dun, I dun, We all dun goofed!
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LordHarwick is not online. LordHarwick
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27 Apr 2015 07:05 PM
WHAT DID THE SHNAK EAT FOR SUPPER
DOG FOOD
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27 Apr 2015 07:06 PM
op
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27 Apr 2015 07:11 PM
omg

that snake one doe
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27 Apr 2015 07:14 PM
How do you organize a space party? You planet.


What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.


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