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| 25 Apr 2015 07:06 AM |
*NOTE* This story is made up just for fun and it's not meant to be taken seriously, all characters are purely fictional.
Hot, we had a teacher who was so hot.
You were allowed to slap her A*S in her lessons.
It was lovely.
She used to stand out the front going:
"Right, who wants to go."
Ted said: "Me!"
He stood up and started slapping her A*S really hard and fast.
*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP*
It went for ages.
Suddenly, Ted and the teacher, Miss Diana, start F*****G.
Ted shoved his great big C**K into her Butt.
Then, he C****D all over her face!
It was then, i noticed...Julius Coles!
He was watching us.
He looked like he had never seen anything, quite so horrible, in all his life.
He had tattoo in the back of his head.
He was the fiercest killer in the world.
Miss Diana looked awful.
Julius was looking and her and he yelled: "WOULDN'T YOU BELIEVE IT, DIANA IS HAVING *** WITH A 5 YEAR OLD!
And Harry was sitting and hiding and laughing underneath his desk.
It was then, George rolled a spitball and threw it towards Julius's head.
Julius said: "RIGHT, WHO THREW THIS IS GOING TO DIE!"
"OH NO!"
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
"QUICK, GET OUT OF HERE!"
I've gone up from under the desk lid.
There was Eileen in my A*S, but she was dead.
I started to cry.
Anyway, i noticed that Julius was still in my classroom.
He was stepping over kids just get out of the room.
He noticed the body of our teacher, Miss Diana.
He said: "This is not Diana, this is a FAT RED GINGER"
Then i said: "You're a terrible Assassin!"
Julius looked at me and said: "SHUT UP!"
I said: "F**K YOU LITTLE P***K!"
Julius was absolutely furious.
He grabbed his tranquilizer and wanted to murder me.
But i ran out!
Julius confronted me and of course, i started punching his big face.
Julius said "GET OFF ME!"
I said; "NO!"
And i kept punching his big fat face for hours.
*3 hours later*
I said: "DIE!"
*Scene too violent*
I laughed: "Never let me do that again!"
Julius looked horrible.
All his clothes ripped off with blood on his face and he screamed: "OOOOOOOW!"
That's when my brain, starts doing things...FAIFHFIUAFGUAUIBAUIFHAFAHDUAHAUA
So, i got my sharp knife
And shoved it really hard and fast in his head.
I started to cut the flesh of his head.
The blood went bursting from his veins.
I tasted it with my mouth.
"MMMmm, tastes nice!"
Then i started breaking his skull.
Then i cut his brain.
"Mmmm, really nice!"
It was *CLICK* nice.
I started to eat the left bits.
JULIUS IS DEAD!
YAAAAY
And everything was lovely, wonderful. |
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bungy428
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:07 AM |
| Waits for emo people to take this story seriously because they're emo facebookers. |
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:07 AM |
Really...
My account is illumanti Join date 09 Apirl 3x3=9 9-3=3 a triange has 3 corners CONFIRMED! |
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kkk2676
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:07 AM |
| I KEEP LOL'ING IN REAL LIFE.. ;00))) |
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:08 AM |
yes pls :D
★Mommy Guest told me that if a Guest lay an Egg, it will hatch more than 10 Guests inside the Egg★ |
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Qualos
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:09 AM |
oh
http://www.roblox.com/games/148423820/Secret-Place?autoplay=true admit it, you click any blue link you see |
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:11 AM |
I like the way how this poem has more posts than my Jamaica one.
Youtube:ThePaya Drawings✏️ |
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| 25 Apr 2015 07:13 AM |
| New poem about Michael going to hospital and doing some action is coming very soon. |
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