Inkswell
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| 19 Dec 2014 12:03 AM |
I identify myself as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm 'freaking' autistic but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
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iiSheldon
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ezaiahs
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| 19 Dec 2014 12:20 AM |
| what the sam heck fling floobah is this malarky |
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Inkswell
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| 19 Dec 2014 12:25 AM |
coming out with my helicopterphilia
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ezaiahs
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Inkswell
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| 19 Dec 2014 12:34 AM |
painful, but worth it
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| 19 Dec 2014 12:35 AM |
| Oy Vey! You should have included a trigger warning! |
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Inkswell
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| 19 Dec 2014 12:37 AM |
But then that would of ruined the fun. :^(
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ezaiahs
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Vectic
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Raethyr
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ezaiahs
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| 23 Apr 2015 11:08 PM |
| Since when did C&G become /pol/ |
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mugged
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| 23 Apr 2015 11:08 PM |
| this is no wher near pol kid |
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| 23 Apr 2015 11:13 PM |
| How else will I recieve my daily stipend of JIDF shekels |
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ezaiahs
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Inkswell
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| 30 Jul 2015 08:30 PM |
Oh. This was bumped.
:^)
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