GooseNoob
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:27 PM |
Team Israel's view: Israel is a plucky little freedom-loving democracy constantly under threat from evil Palestinian terrorists who love throwing rocks and bombs around. If not being threatened from within the country will have to strike back against non-freedom-loving dictatorships ten times its size.
Team Palestine's view: Israel is a Natzee apartheid state where evil, racist imperialists mow down innocent Palestinians who were actually living in this country centuries before the Jewish population got their own state.
Actual Israelis' view: Israel has a lot of problems, of which the Palestinian issue is just one. Heck, a lot of these Palestinians are decent guys, and excellent employees, as long as they stay on their side of the line. Anyone who can keep things stable while we figure out what to do in the future will get our support.
Actual Palestinians' view: Israel is the occupier, yes, and they kill our people, but we're not about to deny we have some bad eggs who go out and kill their innocents. A lot of these Israelis are just ordinary folks, and truth be told they can be pretty nice employers as long as they stay on their side of the line (sure, it'd be nice if it wasn't always them employing us, but one step at a time, guys). Heck, we've even learned to like matzo. We'd just like a little dignity. Can we have a deal now? |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:31 PM |
Oh yeah, give 1 side a huge unfair advantage and marginalize the other. Scold them for being unhappy.
SOUNDS LIKE US FOREIGN POLICY TO ME |
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GooseNoob
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:32 PM |
Anyway goyim, you're a good OP. Actually believing what FOX tells you? JEJ |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:33 PM |
"Hey I'm on Israel's side."
GOOD GOYIM! VERY WELL DONE! ROLL OVER! SIT DOWN! HAVE A TREAT |
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qhostette
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:34 PM |
Why can't they just co-own it like wtf is fighting gonna solve That's like a 3 year old and a 5 year old fighting over a toy truck why don't they both play with it |
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qhostette
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:35 PM |
"Hey I'm on Israel's side." I'm on both sides but a little more on Israel because I've always wanted to go there, and how am I gonna do that if it doesn't exist anymore |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:36 PM |
@master
Oh yeah remember palestine hitting the UN school with white phosphorous? Or Palestine killing the Wahdan family? Or Palestine going from owning 55% of the land to 95%?
No? Wait! That's because Israel did it! Also, Palestine doesn't have an army Wake up, goyim |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:38 PM |
"Fox News tells the truth and it's unbiased, with a 10% lean to the right."
I KEKD |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:42 PM |
"And palestine use's those UN sanctioned schools to store weapons and ammunitions."
There you go talking baseless, unfounded crap. The UN school is secure you moron
"And it's not Israel's fault for retaliating against terrorists."
Hard to call it retaliation when you trigger a war against 6 countries and annex hundreds of km of land.
"Yeah they did kill civilians, so what?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NEVER GO FULL MCINTOSH |
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Tappier
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:45 PM |
@Tappier
even though they pose no real threat to Israel? Don't take a side if your knowledge is completely anecdotal and layman |
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Tappier
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:47 PM |
@Tappier
They're using French jets which the rest of the world decommissioned 30 years ago. Meanwhile, the US forks over the latest technology and WMDs at a low price/nothing |
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Tappier
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:51 PM |
"http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/07/31/why-hamas-stores-its-weapons-inside-hospitals-mosques-and-schools/"
UN school =/= normal schools The UN school is guarded and is diplomatic. It's not a mainstream school, smart one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:53 PM |
@Tappier
"What threats does Palestine have, except for some of the radical Israelis?"
Being hit by white phosphorous, drones, stealth jets, remote missiles, etc.
"should they not have access to the latest weaponry?"
No, because they're crazy zealot zombies |
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| 23 Apr 2015 05:53 PM |
| israel is gonna rekt the palestine |
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