Aardbeien
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:45 AM |
pls
Original text:
"OT is already full of it anyways"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"He denied that motion. "
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:47 AM |
pls
Original text:
"I am dead"
...12 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"You're dead"
-The Vaktovian Crapire |
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Aardbeien
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:48 AM |
Original text:
"I was a lonely boy. No strength, no joy. In a world of my own at the back of the garden. I didn't want to compete, or play out on the street, for in a secret life, I was a round head general."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"A natural catastrophe, the whole world, deep in the Park, I don't want to participate in the race I drink, or the life of us, in secret, often it's very hard."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:48 AM |
"Original text:
"Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb"
...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"So, this year, when I went to the game. The road and crashed. Not the meaning of life. The brain is smart, But your head, it's stupid." |
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Aardbeien
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:50 AM |
"I thought that I was done going to that one website, but I could feel my fingers typing it. I could not control them. Slowly, about one key every second... E, six, three, one, full stop... I had to stop it, so I did. I killed myself. Goodbye world."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"To write, but fingers and hands and fingers on the mouse, I think. Of the language. I do not know. At the same time, almost all of the six, three, two, one, stop, stop...I can't help you, the fans, and welcome to the world "
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:50 AM |
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TOP THIS GUYS
translator: yandex number of trnalsations: 43
From English: the cake is a lie To Vietnamese: cái bánh đó là một lời nói dối Back to English: the cake is a lie To Swedish: tårtan är en lögn Back to English: the cake is a lie To Spanish: el pastel es una mentira Back to English: the cake is a lie To Arabic: كعكة كذب Back to English: Cake is a lie To Armenian: Տորթ-այն սուտ Back to English: The cake is a lie To German: Der Kuchen ist eine Lüge Back to English: The cake is a lie To Dutch: De cake is a lie Back to English: The cake is a lie To Albanian: Tortë është një gënjeshtër Back to English: The cake is a lie To Slovenian: Torto ni laž Back to English: The cake is not a lie To Azerbaijani: Tort yalan deyil Back to English: The cake is not a lie To Estonian: Kook ei ole vale Back to English: The cake is not a lie To Georgian: ტორტი არ არის ტყუილი Back to English: The cake is not a lie To Finnish: Kakku on ei valhetta Back to English: The cake is not a lie To Portuguese: O bolo não é uma mentira Back to English: The cake is not a lie To Thai: เค้กคือไม่ใช่เรื่องโกหก Back to English: The cake is not a lie. To French: Le gâteau n'est pas un mensonge. Back to English: The cake is not a lie. To Ukranian: Торт-це не брехня. Back to English: The cake is not a lie. To Turkish: Pasta yalan değil. Back to English: The cake is not a lie. To Polish: Ciasto to nie jest kłamstwo. Back to English: The cake is not a lie. To Malay: Kue itu tak bohong. Back to English: That cake is not a lie. To Romanian: Ce tort nu este o minciună. Back to English: That cake is not a lie. To Hebrew: כי העוגה היא לא שקר. Back to English: That cake is not a lie. To Maltese: Li kejk ma jkunx hemm. Back to English: That cake is not there. To Hungarian: Hogy a sütemény nem létezik. Back to English: That the cake does not exist. To Russian: Что торт не существует. Back to English: That cake does not exist. To Norwegian: At kaken ikke eksisterer. Back to English: That cake does not exist. To Serbian: Да колач не постоји. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Slovak: Takže tortu neexistuje. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Macedonian: Така торта не постои. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Belarusian: Таму торт не існуе. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Greek: Έτσι το κέικ δεν υπάρχει. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Latvian: Tā kūka neeksistē. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Croatian: Tako da torta ne postoji. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Lithuanian: Taigi, tortas neegzistuoja. Back to English: So the cake does not exist. To Bulgarian: Така че тортата не съществува. Back to English: So cake does not exist. To Catalan: Perquè el pastís no existeix. Back to English: Because the cake does not exist. To Danish: Fordi kagen ikke eksisterer. Back to English: Because the cake does not exist. To Chinese: 因为蛋糕上不存在。 Back to English: Because the cake doesn't exist. To Icelandic: Af því að kakan er ekki til. Back to English: Because the cake is not. To Czech: Protože dort není. Back to English: Because the cake is not. To Indonesian: Karena kue tidak. Back to English: Because the cake didn't. To Italian: Perché la torta non. Back to English: Because the cake is not. |
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Aardbeien
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:54 AM |
keep them coming pls
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:55 AM |
Original text:
"Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"In this world, not for food, not to fall out of the atmosphere suitable for all types of data, for example, no one will give you the opportunity, and I would like to read the details of each experiment, the decay of the Universe."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 03:59 AM |
Original text:
"America is great, and Russia is great too."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
" The United states and Russia."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:00 AM |
Original text:
"What's the difference between a battery and a construction site? A battery only has two Poles."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Economic-what's the difference? Batteries are only two ground stations."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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Aardbeien
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:01 AM |
Original text:
"Tell me a joke, bad translator."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I predator hunt. "
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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Aardbeien
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:03 AM |
Original text:
"Our senses of humour are quite different, bad translator."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Black Humor......"
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:03 AM |
Original text:
"Ima firing meh laser "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"On the laser. " |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:04 AM |
Original text:
"Got a funny mistranslation? Post it on our Facebook wall! Share more Bad Translations on the Bad Translator Facebook wall and invite your friends."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Funny translation error? Facebook to send this wall! Translation of wall, Facebook and invite your friends."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:05 AM |
Original text:
"Example (original text from the 7th commandment of the Bible): "You must not commit adultery" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Thoust needs potato""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"For example, in the Bible, 7. The procedure referred to in article): Crime ...35 translations later, share it with us. Buy potatoes."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:07 AM |
Original text:
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Depending on the state in which the words that said it can be useful to get an idea, but at the same time, this translation is the best(simple),non-standard results. "
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:10 AM |
Original text:
"You must not commit adultery"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Fornicate" |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:12 AM |
Original text:
"Depending on the state in which the words that said it can be useful to get an idea, but at the same time, this translation is the best(simple),non-standard results. "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"And so that God is omnipotent, he said, to help clean up, but at the same time, this means that they are better (slowly), but the results. "
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:13 AM |
Original text:
"I'm going to kill a guy every hour"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"People are always killed." |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:15 AM |
Original text:
"Games Catalog Develop ROBUX 90 8 Aardbeien Home Profile Messages Friends Character Inventory Trade Group Forum Blog Upgrade Now Events Merchandise ROBLOX Forum » Club Houses » Off Topic Home Search MyForums Bad Translator thread! Track"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Clothing ROBUX 90 8 Spinach and strawberries. The main Environment Test You can Nature Free Name Group Wholesale Blog You want to change. Work Results In the beginning of the meeting ... MyForums time. The translation is not correct! In"
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:16 AM |
Original text:
"Original text: "I'm going to kill a guy every hour" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "People are always killed." "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Text People are always killed. ...43 distribution of plague. People kill people. " |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:17 AM |
Original text:
"Vous etes des animaux, vous allez mourir"
...9999999999999999999999999 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"You are an animal, you are going to die" |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:17 AM |
Original text:
"Rules of the Off Topic Forum reesemcblox - 5,188,856 Pinned Post reesemcblox Post (Not Read) mypooraccount is a vermillion member Whatisthisidonteven1 2 6 02:15 AM 4chanisbad Post Bad Translator thread! Aardbeien 19 53 02:15 AM Aardbeien"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The Theme Of The Meeting ... reesemcblox,5,188,856 After that, if d reesemcblox The extra space) mypooraccount member of the color Whatisthisidonteven1 2 6 02:15 4chanisbad The A bad translation. Spinach, strawberries,19:53 02:15 Spinach, strawberries."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:18 AM |
Original text:
"Jij bent misschien wel een van de lelijkste creaties die ik ooit heb gezien, jij luis."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is the cause of Pamirs I've never seen before."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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| 23 Dec 2014 04:20 AM |
Original text:
"I'm going to have some breakfast now. I'll reanimate this thread later."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This morning, I want to change the topic."
{o}{oo} "Го то хелл, Аард." ~б0ддып3н {o} "Go to hell, Aard." ~B0ddyp3n {oo}{o} |
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