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21 Apr 2015 01:36 PM
PolynomiaI walked into the hospital concerned after the phone call he was given that his mother was dying. He was soaking wet from the rain and looked both alert and out of breath. Dr. Slydexia noticed Poly as he passed the receptionist. "Good news Poly." He was cleaning his massive sword. "The amputation was a success, but your mother is still suffering head trauma."

Dr. Slydexia is an unlicensed doctor from Peru, whose doctorial practices can be rather unsanitary, yet miraculously successful.

Poly followed the blood that trailed to the surgical room. His mother, "DeezNutsGotEem" laid there unconsciously. Dr. Slydexia came shortly after with a clipboard still carrying his massive sword. He then used it to point across the open gash on DeezNutsGotEem.

Poly frowned, "It's not that. Why is he here?"

Joey14584 crawled out from under DeezNutsGotEem's bed, dirt covering his face. Joey looked disgustedly at Poly. "Dr. Slydexia gave me the orders to see if the Miracle Grow is fertilizing correctly on your mother. My job is to remove all fungal matter.

Joey then took a fungus out of his pocket and proceeded to eat it. "At least I care about our mother."

Poly slapped the mushroom out of Joey's hand. "Then why were you the one that put mother in the hospital?"

Joey and Poly glared at each other. Dr. Slydexia merely stood there amused picking his nose with his over-sized sword.

"EXCUSE ME!" Llamaprincess12 knocked the two brothers a part as she barreled over several packs over Miracle Grow placing them right before the doctor.

She then looked over at the doctor. "Do you know how much Miracle Grow I had to smuggle across the border? When are you going to give me back my cat?"

Dr. Slydexia giggled.

Poly was flabbergasted. "Llama? I thought my evil twin brother Joey killed you in the war!" Poly glared at Joey, whom had picked up his mushroom up from the bloody floor and continued to eat it.

Llama kept her eyes on the doctor as she exclaimed. "Yeah, well Mr. Big Sword over brought me back, but I didn't have any money to repay him. He's been keeping my cat captive as payment ever since."

Dr. Slydexia giggled again in front of the angry Llama. The doctor then opened up the bottom of his sword revealing a hidden microphone before announcing into it, "Can DapperNarwhal please bring his kitty to Mrs. Nuts's room."

"HIS KITTY?!" Llama glared daggers at the doctor while Joey opened the bags and started pouring miracle grow all over his dear mother, DeezNutsGotEem.

DapperNarwhal strode into the room zealously carrying an unconscious cat by the tail. He opened his mouth and with a gigantic shout he blurted. "I HAVE NOW PLANTED A BOMB IN THE BUILDING!!"

Dr. Slydexia looked boredly at Dapper unamused. "I see the cat has cured you of your cancer, but your schizophrenia has yet to go away." The doctor conked Dapper upside the head with his sword as Dapper fell unconscious followed by hollering nurse TopNotchTrouble to come hither.

"Nurse TopNotch, take this one," He poked Dapper with his sword. "to the interrogation and lock him up until he takes his pills."

"Yes sir~ <3" TopNotch responded blushing as she dragged Dapper out of the room by his leg.

"Aaaannnnddd, here's your cat back for the Miracle Grow." The doctor picked the cat up by the tail presenting it to Llama who then swiped away annoyed."

"Speaking of payments," Joey perked up evilly. "As payment for my service my mother gets to live with me!"

Poly jumped, "WHAT!? You put her in the hospital and now she gets to LIVE with you, because of it?"

Joey14584 smiled. "No, I wouldn't say its part of my evil plan..." Joey was about to laugh evily until Poly made a fist and knacked him right in the kisser. Joey then slumped over his unconscious mother he had covered in Miracle Grow.

Dr. Slydexia snickered before hollering at Nurse TopNotch again. "When you're done with Dapper I have yet another unconscious victim- err, I mean patient to dispose of."

Poly eyed the doctor suspiciously. "Did you tell my brother Joey he could have my mother after this?

The doctor shrugged. "Perhaps. Oh, and Ms. Llama I'm not done with you. You Poly your mother is still unconscious and Llama your cat is unconscious. I'm afraid neither of them will be waking up unless you two do me a favor.

Llama stood there silent, her fury foreboding as she muttered crisply. "I have assassinated a world leader, banned nachos in Canada, and smuggled 1 ton or miracle grow past the border for you and you want me to do MORE?

"I gave you your cat back like I promised." Llama face palmed before Slydexia continued. "Anyway if you two want your loved ones awake I'm going to need you two to find one of my patients who has escaped, and bring him back. That's all."

"And who is this?" Poly and Llama announced in unison.

"Qwazilla, the sword wielding lizard man from Mars. He eats people to sustain himself and you can imagine he would hurt the hospital's reputation if not contained." Dr. Slydexia looked at them with a straight face while picking his teeth with his sword as if expecting the two to believe every word he just said.

DonMangLy spoke with an Australian as he played around with his bowie knife while leaning on his oversized sports-jeep mounted with rocket launchers.

He looked at Llama and Poly both with a grim face. "My boss spoke of you two going to help me catch one heck of a 'gator."

Llama merely jumped into the jeep, "Save the spiel pretty boy. All I want is my cat back." Poly joined her grimly muttering under his voice. "Neither of us are in the mood. Just get in the car."

"WHOA, woah, woah there. You can't go jumping after Qwazilla without knowing anything. That man's got-"

"Get in the damn car!" Llama demanded interrupting DonMangLy whose rugged and hardy personality vanished briefly due to the outburst.

"Sheesh, have it your way." Don hopped in the driver seat and started the car and took off without delay. The only sound that took place for the next ten minutes after was the sound of Don's jeep as they rode off into the stormy night.

The silence started to grow tension and the three began to wonder who would talk first; it was Poly.

"Llama, I haven't seen you in ages." Llama didn't look back from the front passenger seat. "Llama, I saw you die back in that war."

"Poly, that really was ages ago. I mean, I don't think you're an ambassador anymore, and I've long since been a body guard. Just forget it, all that mattered was I got you out of there."

"And what about StreetsofSimCity?"

There was another silence before Don spoke, "Oh Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" Llama gave a quick jab at the mocking Don whom retorted with an, "Ow!"

"StreetsofSimCity got out alive, but in terrible condition and carried my body to nearest hospital in Peru, where Dr. Slydexia at the time was stationed and had saved my life through his freaky medical procedures."

"And Streets?"

"There was only enough time for Slydexia to properly operate on one of us. Streets lived, but he got the lesser treatment and he's now stuck a cripple for the rest of his life. I couldn't bring myself to face him after hearing that. All I know now is that he lives in Davidston."

"Speaking of which!" Don interrupted Lllama. "Welcome to Davidston, home to where out night predator has be feeding himself care free."

"What a coincidence." muttered Poly.

Don drove the jeep to the local sheriff's lodge. It was now snowing in Davidston. Don parked the car and hit the glove box handing compact sub-machine guns to both Llama and Poly. "Let's just say it's better to give these to you now then later."

"Why are we here Don?" Poly asked reaching for his weapon. Don merely left the third gun as he reached for his bowie knife flourishing it for his own amusement. "Because if there's anyone in this town that's going to know of a large reptile attack, it's going to be the sheriff who keeps his hotline up 24/7."

A police man walked out of the lodge with a flashlight. He came to the jeep stark in his figure. "Excuse me, but do you three have a warrant to park here?

"Do you have a large lizard freak around here?" Don smirked back.

The officer quickly put his flashlight away and offered his hand to shake which Don obliged to shaking. "My name's Deputy PlatypusGaming. You three are the bounty hunters I presume?"

"Yes sir, we came as SOON as we heard the news." Don glared at Llama at the word "soon". Llama ignored him as she loaded the rather complex-looking firearm.

The deputy was oblivious to gesture, but went on. "You're in luck, we just got a call that he's been spotted. The sheriff's right behind me. You got to forgive him he's a bit slow, but if there's anyone that would even dare fist-fight that creature it's the sheriff."

At end of his sentence a silhouette emerged from the lodge entrance carrying a large double barrel shotgun.

Llama only glanced and without any warning she gave a short squeak, kicked the vehicle's door wide open and sprinted into the white snowy fog, before anyone could react.

"I never really liked her anyway." Don muttered. Poly looked back confused. "Hey, she was the one that punched me."

The shadow took form as Poly noticed a slight limp in his step. The man had a prosthetic leg. "Well if it isn't Ambassador PolynomiaI." The sheriff bellowed in a burly voice. Poly's mouth gaped as if he had seen a ghost.

"I probably don't have to tell you, but after our last encounter I now go by Sheriff StreetsofSimCity."

"We got no time to waste Sheriff, Qwazilla's on the loose." Deputy Platypus reported.

"Well then get the dang police vehicle over here you incompetent buffoon. You know I can't run with this darn thing!" Sheriff Streets commanded, banging the butt of his gun against his fake leg for emphasis.

"Where to Sheriff?" DonMangLy asked ready to drive out. Poly was already starting to load his gun.

"44th Avenue, it's a bar called the Swedish Meatball House. Can't miss it."

Don, slammed the gas and was on the street in no time. Poly looked out the window and tried to spot if he could see Llama anywhere, but with no luck due to the dark foggy night. Meanwhile Don drove his jeep as if he stole it while the police vehicle following behind with its lights on almost made the situation feel like a police chase.

They quickly reached the destination in less than a few minutes where the front of the meatball house looked like it had been broken into with shattered glass and up-turned tables, not a single person could be seen.

The men quickly dispersed from their cars weapons in hand and tactfully entered the broken bar only to find no lizard beast. Only a lone employee with a mop cleaning up the mess.

"You missed him, she said indifferent to the whole situation. Scared the pants off everyone. Out of all people he took only my boss away after he heard the sirens."

"Where'd he go?" asked Deputy Platypus, but the waitress merely shrugged.

"All I care is my lousy boss Ms. sonictehhegiefan1 is gone, and I get to be the one that now gets to manage her establishment."

"Split up!" Barked the sheriff. "We're going to have to go on a manhunt. He's not going to get away this time, and I'm not losing anymore officers either."

Don out of everyone was wearing summer clothes in the freezing weather carrying only his bowie knife. In his head he played out the epic sword fight he'd have and how he could best the beast with his own hands. Just the thought of that alone kept him warm... until he ran into Llama.

"So you decided to stop being a chicken, ehh?"

Llama only pointed the gun at Don, "Drop the knife, hands up."

"What the heck do you think you're doing?" Don stammered at the seriousness in Llama's eyes.

"Stopping you from being the largest doofus on the planet. Here I've been running back breaking missions around the world, and my journey can finally come to an end, but then there's you. Do you know who stupid you're running the show here?"

Don playfully put his hands up while still holding onto the knife. "Oh, and killing me is going to solve everything huh?"

"Well Mr. Bowie-Knife McGee, unless your going to have a gun the beast is going to kill you, unless you have a jacket the weather is going to kill you, and unless you drop that knife, I'm going to kill you. I have no tolerance for people like you, and if we're ever going to get the job done I'm going to need someone to be a nice meat offering."

It finally clicked in Don's head and he began to smile. "You're going to risk my life so you get a chance to kill Qwazilla aren't you?"

"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look." Llama retorted, her aim deadlocked at Don's forehead.

"Welp, I concede." Don dropped the knife and that's when everything went in slo-mo. The blade spun elegantly towards the ground, and at the right time his foot came up and with a skilled kick the blade was propelled towards Llama. Llama didn't quite notice the trick right away, and her aim swayed in response to the sudden projectile. She began firing several rounds into Don as a few of the bullets collided into his chest, but Llama couldn't stop the blade as it swung into her hip and stuck.

Both Don and Llama collapsed instantly into the snow and there was only snowfall then. Llama was in intense pain as she felt the over-sized blade before her. All the snow was able to numb part of the feeling, but she winced just looking at it. Then her heart sank as she soon began to hear chuckling coming from Don's end as she saw his figure begin to slump upwards.

"You underestimated me." Don muttered as he turned and straggled over to Llama. He wasn't bleeding in the slightest. "I'm not dressed for success, was it?" Don's vest and shirt was sleeveless, yet he pulled them up. What Llama thought was Don's well sculpted body underneath the shirt was actually a molded material meant to stop bullets. Don was completely unharmed by the firing.

Llama's eyes grew small as she pulled out her gun and aimed for his head and pulled the trigger. *Click, click, click*

"And it looks like someone's empty." Don joked as he squatted to her level. "Now I like you as a friend, and I'm going to see in me to forgive you for this. In fact" he reached into his vest pocket and pulled out three items. Then he placed them beside Llama. The items were: Another magazine cartridge for Llama to reload her gun, a roll of bandages, and lastly a concentrated substance that was used to greatly reduce effects of pain for a few hours.

Don continued. "I'M going to be the one that kills the beast, but I'd rather not leave you out to die being utterly defenseless. When you're all patched up the jeep will be down this road, where once were finished we can have Dr. Slydexia treat you proper. Before I go though I'm going to have take something back."

And with that Don grasped his hands around the hilt of the blade and yanked outward. The pain suddenly shot back again to Llama and she instantaneously began bandaging herself to reduce the blood loss. "Sorry," Don apologized, "I sort of needed my knife back." And with that he left her there.
Deputy Platypus and Sheriff Streets stuck together in the search since there were only three different directions to split off from. Sheriff Streets had insisted sticking with his deputy prior. He had lost his entire police squadron to the lizard man, except his Deputy Platypus and he wasn't going to lose him either.

"Oi, you're moving too slow Streets. That beast is probably in Mexico by now!" Deputy Platypus hollered back to Sheriff Streets who was hunkering slowly behind his deputy due to his limp and the snow.

"I hate it when he uses that stupid British accent of his." Streets grumbled to himself while keeping his shotgun close to him.

Platypus stopped and waited for the Sheriff to catch up. From what he could see the area looked normal, but there was something in the atmosphere that made everything feel on edge. It was only by the time the Sheriff caught up that they heard gunfire come behind them particularly from Don' direction.

Platypus was on tensed, "I didn't think Don was carrying a gun on him." The sheriff only winced. "I know Don and the man's incredibly resourceful from more than what he looks like. I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow was able to carry an anti-tank rifle on his person."

"If that's the case I think he just found our friend by the sound of that gunfire." Platypus remarked as he attempted to make a run for it, only to have Sheriff Street's arm slam into him. "No."

The Sheriff looked at him huskly, "I ain't having you die over there."

"What the heck do you mean?" The deputy stammered annoyed, but the Sheriff went on.

"I am far more experienced than you, and our purpose first off is to protect this town. That means one of us has to go back to fend off, but if it was a misfire, we need to still have someone scavenge the area for our target, do you understand?" The Sheriff ranted eying his deputy knowingly.

"Then what's the orders?"

The Sheriff peered back before starting. "I'm going to head back and see what's the commotion. I want you to keep taking this path. You will cover more ground than me this way. Also your path will eventually loop into Don's path, so you'll reach us if you keep scouting." He then paused before ending with a, "Dismissed!"

And with that Sheriff Streets was dashing faster than Platypus had ever seen. If anything he could tell he was more than determined now, but he as the deputy had to stick to his orders, so he continued the path this time at his own pace.

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Sheriff Street's ran like a horse out of water. Though it was not recommended for him to run, he felt nothing else mattered more in his life than slaying this beast and avenging his officers. He took a short cut free-style jumping over a fence and in time he was already upon the sight only to his dismay.

From what he could see there had been a struggle as he could identify two spots in the snow that had been incredibly disturbed with one of them having a small pool of blood at its base.

"DARNIT!" if Don had beat the beast here, he'd still be here, but the absence there of and the pool of blood only made Streets believe the beast had now taken Don away too.

Streets looked around only to see Poly making his way over.

"I heard shots fired" Poly called out.

"We're too late" responded Streets. "By the looks of it Qwazilla has already gotten away with besting Don, and now its down to us three."

"My path ended in a dead-end" noted Poly. "I saw nothing out of the ordinary, so he probably did take this path."

Streets began to assess the situation in his head before coming to a conclusion. "I want you to head back to the vehicles and see if it hasn't back tracked. If anything I can call you in case we need Don's rocket launcher mounted Jeep. Hopefully it doesn't come down to that in a town like this. Meanwhile I'm going to contact our police station using a pay-phone, get ahold of our receptionist and tell her to alert the town that we're now in a state of evacuation."

"You sure you don't want everyone to regroup?" Questioned Poly.

"I'm damn sure."

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Deputy Platypus knew he was onto something ever since he got that feeling. He kept his pistol out unholstered as he followed pursuit to the warehouse. From what could see there was a gigantic tear through one of the large iron sheds which revealed a vast interior filled with cargo containers everywhere.

He carefully stepped in only to find to his surprise sonictehhegiefan1 sitting in the middle of the area quietly weeping to herself. How she got here and why the beast wasn't present confused him, but regardless he walked forward.

Deputy Platypus however failed to notice the gigantic lizard creature quietly watching him from above where he entered, and nor did Deputy Platypus hear the creature skitter across the floor approaching him...

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Kirbyofdeath sat there at the top of one of the cargo stacks inside the massive shed. From his spot he could see everything that was going on while he munched on a bag of popcorn deciding the whole scene highly entertaining. He picked up his arm which sported a high-tech watch in which he talked into it. "Qwazilla needs to eat three people and then my mission can begin."

After which he lit the bag on fire and carelessly discarded it. Down below he had already opened a few of the crates of lumber scattering them all across the floor. It wouldn't burn the whole place down immediately. It would only become the perfect distraction for when he needed take the beast with him.

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But what Deputy Platypus did hear was the sudden bellowing of one DonMangLy as he leapt from the top of one of the cargo stacks, bowie knife in hand as he plummeted towards Qwazilla.

Platypus quickly turned around to see the 10 foot lizard man behind him. To Don's dismay however the beast was lightning fast, with one back turn it swung around from behind and landed a heavy punch into Don which launched him straight into the back wall with a "BOOM".

Platypus reacted by aiming his firearm at the beast's body while firing several shots. *Blink, blink, blink* The bullets merely bounced off Qwazilla's scaled body as he faced his offender with glaring eyes. Platypus kept firing until his pistol ran out of bullets and he dropped it as Qwazilla unsheathed a gigantic sword that was just as big as himself.

Don finally slid down to the floor after his impact, yet was somehow still conscious. "Don't just stand there, RUN!" Don bellowed as Platypus's legs suddenly gained flight as be bee-lined away from Qwazilla. At first Platypus planned to try to and get sonictehhegiefan1 and himself out of here, but when he turned he noticed she was gone likely right after the sudden commotion.

"Dangit, dangit, dangit." He hissed to himself as his plan changed to weaving behind cargo stacks. Qwazilla merely followed using his sword to blast the stacks out of his way as if they were leaves as he gave chase. Meanwhile Don sat there feeling his ribs had been broken despite his bullet-proof vest. He had blown his only chance.

Platypus could already tell Qwazilla was gaining ground and fast. He could probably smell his fear and thought of him the most delectable morsel for it. Platypus however spotted a crow bar leaning against a box, and grabbed for it as he leapt and climbed up that same stack. He had a plan in motion that he had no choice, but to die trying. He was going to jump on top of the beast's head and pummel the metal rod into his skull as many times as possible or so he thought.

The only problem was the deputy was too slow, and before he could prepare to jump him Qwazilla was already there and had knocked the stack down leaving Platypus on the floor defenseless as one of the gigantic cargo holds ended up landing on his arm that didn't hold the crowbar pinning him down to the ground with a crushing force.

Qwazilla growled, "I thought you would be as fun to devour as everyone else in your squadron. What a shame you are." The pain was incredible from what Platypus felt in his arm, and he braced himself for his life to end all too soon... that is until both of them had heard the loud horn and a shattering of glass above.

Directly above from the scene was the sheriff's car, sirens's ablazed as it shattered through one of the oversized windows above. This moment could only be taken as Sheriff Streets had blindly jumped the vehicle into the warehouse, by sheer dumb luck that Qwazilla would be at that spot at that time. It may have been faith or the Sheriff's uncanny disdain for the creature, but for now his vehicle like a fish out of water made its decent downward projected right at Qwazilla's head. Sheriff Streets himself had his shotgun pointed and fired rounds after round through his front windshield at the beast as his car finally made contact with lizard skull and they both tumbled to the ground in an uproar.

Platypus suddenly felt a jolt of adrenaline hit him as he used the crowbar to pivot and loosen the crate on his other arm enough to free himself, before he dashed to the epic wreckage before him.

The police vehicle looked beyond repair and the driver's door crumpled outward as Sheriff Streets's body tumbled out with an "Oof."

"Sheriff, you're alive!" Platypus exclaimed not even caring his British accent was showing.

"Mostly," he grumbled "I can't feel my leg."

Platypus began to laugh at his joke thinking it funny until he saw the dead serious look on his face. "My OTHER leg." Platypus only grimaced at the remark and worked to help get the Sheriff away from the wreckage. That was until a demonic roar echoed from the wreckage and in a blink of an eye a sudden claw sprang forward and grasped the Sheriff in an instant, before returning him to the wreck.

Qwazilla stood up towering over Platypus and from what he could see there was now a lump in the beasts throat of Sheriff Streets wriggling body, before sliding down into the abyss.

Platypus only turned around and ran. Not even looking back or caring if he was being followed. the scene in itself was too much for him to even comprehend.
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well thats fine, i have like 5000 posts or so



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