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| 20 Apr 2015 06:01 PM |
Well Qivr removed me from the Distinctive chat after I told him I was posting this, so here it is anyway.
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Fifty Shades of Qivr:
As Qivr began to clean up his B/D/S/M gear with a towel, he began to wonder how great it would be if he had a larger person to experiment with. He wanted to feel the rolls of skin between his fingers, and he needed someone large enough to act like a couch when he wanted to rest between the vigorous sessions of his fe|tishes. He began to look on craigslist day and night, but most of the people that responded were weirdos, and one was an actual blue whale that wanted some lovin' too.
A request finally popped up entitled "Nice woman looking for a nice tie-down", and Qivr quivered as he looked over the body of the post. He arranged for a time for them to 'meat' up, and reveal his inner Christian Grey.
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Zenz arrived at Qivr's apartment door, which was really just a motel 6 with roaches scurrying around. As Zenz came into the apartment, Qivr grabbed her from behind and removed the XXXXXXXL dress that she was wearing, it almost took up the entire apartment. As he ripped it off, mountains of skin flooded the room and soon, he was standing knee deep in acne scarred flesh.
"I can't wait to stuff my face in your crevice" Qivr exclaimed, as he began to wade through the skin with his arms. He approached a dark looking crack, and began to move back and forward onto it.
"That's my ear!" Shouted Zenz
"That's my fe|tish." Replied Qivr
Five minutes later, her ear was filled with more than just ear-wax. Qivr began to make his way over to what he thought was her blowhole. He started off by whipping it with a rope, then gradually began to stuff himself inside it.
Idk where the hell im going with this story no offense intended pt 2 coming soon |
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Zenzizyc
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:03 PM |
Copy "Zenzizyc" (highlight "Zenzizyc", ctrl+c) Paste "Zenzizyc" (ctrl+v) And it's that simple!
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:03 PM |
kind of rude
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:03 PM |
shhh
and this isn't an insult to you, more to qivr |
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Qivr
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:03 PM |
| ur banned from the chat now skid |
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Zenzizyc
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:03 PM |
And honestly this is offensive because I'm not fat.
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:04 PM |
k
and qivr ill get added back in with admin powers |
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Zenzizyc
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:05 PM |
Oh yeah this isn't an insult to me
As you don't do anything to insult him at all but you say
"XXXXXXXL dress"
"Mountains of skin flooded the room"
"Acne scarred flesh"
Seriously? Aren't you like, 16 or 17?
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:06 PM |
| Never thought Elijah could be so immature. |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:06 PM |
This is a game where I can act however I want.
so thx |
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Zenzizyc
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:07 PM |
/oDXpRHL
Yeah, I'm so fat.
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:07 PM |
| You say that now, but when your post gets flagged and you receive a ban, it's not gonna be you acting "the way you want. |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:07 PM |
| I've got plenty of alts, so yeah it's fine. |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:08 PM |
immaturity on a game
the humanity |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:08 PM |
| Please don't harass people while representing A-SOV, elijah. |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:09 PM |
Shut up mrb o.o
And I only get on Elijah because of what he did to SR/DST. inb4imtakingupforjoy |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:09 PM |
zenzizyc i did it without copying and pasting glory
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:09 PM |
| call zenzizyc joy from now on to make it that much closer to the truth |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:10 PM |
| Listen to your daddy, Elijah. |
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webspace
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:10 PM |
Zen ignore these ruffians mlady
You need a cute and dreamy manly man such as myself
Fear not for I will protect you |
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| 20 Apr 2015 06:19 PM |
| if you take this seriously and take offense, then you must have a low self-esteem. |
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