pajaking
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| 20 Apr 2015 12:10 PM |
Once my brother said: "Why don't we go to Jamaica for your birthday treat, we can spend all day there looking at Cannab1s plants!"
"Great, really great!" I replied.
Mum said yes so we took sandwiches and chocolate and drinks and Cosmo the Seedrian, who was really looking forward to it.
When we got there, my brother found out that there is a bus that you could go on a kind of trip, around the cannab1s farm, where you could get right close up to the weed.
Great, really great...
So we got the tickets and got on the bus. The way we went the bus driver said: "We're going to the weed now!"
"Mmmmmmmmm.........Ooooooooohhhh Yeeeeeeeessss the Weeeeeeeeeeeeeed"
And there's my brother, and he is smiling, all over his big face!
That's when my brain, starts doing things.....Y'know, stoned stuff.
I'll tell you what i did:
I went up to Cosmo, who wasn't looking. And then i said:
"Hello plant girl! Do you want to ****"
She looked like she had never heard anything, quite so horrible, in all her life.
She said: "NO!"
But.....And this is a big BUT.
I would not have been talked down by stupid weed.
So, i tried to put a little bit of my **** in her snatch.
But then, i noticed Loleris!
OH NO! The moment i froze when Loleris roared: "WOULDN'T YOU BELIEVE IT! THE LITTLE PIG PAJAKING IS TRYING TO HAVE *** WITH COSMO!"
Then i said: "You're right! Quite right!"
Loleris started punching me.
*Insert fight scene here*
I was dead, well actually....I was breathing! But, still dead.
Loleris ran far away with Cosmo.
I never saw him again....
Well actually, i saw him again, next day. He was kissing with Cosmo.
Cosmo was trying very hard, not to look to pleased.
Meanwhile, i am thinking about the fact that i have gone from being cheery, to being absolutely furious.
I've gone to put up with Cosmo and Loleris kissing.
So, i got my friends and made an army.
There was:
Brother and I, Sheb8796, Gabe288, the13thHippie, JuliusColesV2, Jaredvladez4 and Nikilis.
We all got up and ran up to Loleris and Cosmo.
And then i said: "Stop your stupid kissing!"
Then Loleris said: "But i love Cosmo, and Cosmo loves me! So stop that stupid whining and **** OFF! Or......DIE! Do you understand you slimey ***?"
I had hope it wouldn't have been necessary for me to murder Loleris, or Cosmo.
But....And this is a BIG but...
I hated them!
"YOU MUST DIE!"
There was an awful yelling and crying, there was the noise of Cosmo screaming.
Suddenly, we all shot Loleris.
All his clothes are ripped off with blood on his face and he is yelling: "QUICK, GET OUT, GET OUT OF HERE! PAJAKING WANTS TO KILL US!"
I said: "You're not going to escape Jamaica alive, you're going home in a box! And so is your girlfriend. Do you understand?"
Cosmo was trying very hard, not to cry. She couldn't stop crying.
Because Loleris is unconscious.
I took the chance.
I went up to Cosmo and i said: "I think we should KISS!"
Cosmo looked awful.
I said: "It's time for some fun!"
I had put my **** right close up to her snatch.
And then, everyone is looking at me, but i don't give a ****!
I took the chance.
I shoved it really hard and fast, and it bangs against her SNATCH!
The end.
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