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| 19 Apr 2015 04:29 PM |
Hello kiddies today I will teach you how to make good music.For this tutorial I asked earthboundftw what good music was and she told me how to make it.
step 1.get a drum set , a guitar , and 2 monkeys.
step 2.make up the most disgusting violent lyrics and possible for your song.Becuase music has to be about bad and violent gory things.here is an example "AND THEN I RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF AND GRINDED AND ATE IT".
step 3.get the monkeys to use the instruments as sloppily as possible. Because a jumbled mess of electronic guitar sounds and breaking drums is good.For the best effect give the monkeys some jalepeno sauce so they can brea- I MEAN PLAY their instruments effectively.
step 4.shout the lyrics as unaudibly and loud as possible. You see music is best when you cant understand what the singer is saying.its also good to swallow the microphone before shouting the lyrics so that they are even less audible.
step 5. sell your music to idio- I MEAN people who can see the true artwork behind shouting into a microphone , breaking your instruments , and gross gory lyrics.
thank you for reading this 2torial kiddies , and please thank earthbound for telling me what is good music so I could write this 2torial.
my boss doesn't appreciate this "fun" of yours |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:31 PM |
| I put a lot of effort into these 2trials guys.....you hurt me when you don't reply to them because im deep and edgy and emo and I like listening to this type of music.....let me forum and pretend to be emo and edgy to get attention. |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:33 PM |
| the death of my 2torials.......oh well |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:34 PM |
lol'd
"what a rpeti sunset" - extremeflames29 |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:35 PM |
@sweet
this isn't bait.
my 2torials have existed for a while but I don't do them that often.
they just make fun of certain things and that is all.
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:36 PM |
Meh.
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What kind of music do you listen to, if it's apparently so much better than screaming monkeys? (If it's modern music I doubt it is lol)
nice 2torial halped so much |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:37 PM |
| you're a really bad poster lmao |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:41 PM |
@Sweet
I don't listen to any music really.
but the phrase "its better then nothing" does not apply to that kind of music. |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:42 PM |
| What type of music are you referring to, New... Or...? |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:43 PM |
| I was referring to the screaming monkeys who are breaking their instruments type of music. |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:44 PM |
yes this is how to make the kind of music earthbound enjoys
"what a rpeti sunset" - extremeflames29 |
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| 19 Apr 2015 04:48 PM |
I like alternative. It has soul. But 60's-70's music is the BOMB. |
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