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| 18 Apr 2015 03:34 PM |
*closes out page*
*dad sees glimpse of POpcoRN*
Dad: What do you want to eat?
me: *nervous shrug*
Dad: *poker face, walks out of room* |
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Vellerix
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:35 PM |
| yet he didnt see ur dongle |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:36 PM |
It happened when I was 9.
Believe me, I had already covered up the b0ner by stretching my shirt over my knees. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:37 PM |
| Mmm... popcorn. I like it with salt and/or butter. |
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ibranext
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:37 PM |
| He saw it, and probably will address it later. I hope there was no butter. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:38 PM |
@Ancient
I knew a smartass like you would say something like that. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:38 PM |
| why would he ask what you want to eat you're obviously craving popcorn what's up with that? |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:38 PM |
lol
Here come the smart ones. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:39 PM |
"It happened when I was 9."
When you were 9? Wait what?
♌ All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. ♌ |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:39 PM |
| Caramel corn is really good, too. It has SUCH a classic flavor. |
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ibranext
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:39 PM |
| He probably thought you were full since you were eating popcorn... What else where you thinking about????? .3. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:39 PM |
@Exotic
I was perv when I was young. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:40 PM |
"lol
Here come the smart ones."
i'll have you know this one time in year 1 i had a sticker that said "clever banana" on it. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:40 PM |
| I never really liked white cheddar cheese-flavored popcorn. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:41 PM |
| Popcorn arouses you? Oh man, you are into some messed up fetishes. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:41 PM |
| I don't like plain popcorn too much, either. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:42 PM |
WAIII ALL OF THE SMARTASSNESS
IT'S TAKING OVER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:42 PM |
| Asses can't be smart. They don't have brains! |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:44 PM |
AGHHHHH
IT'S GOING TO CONSUME US ALL |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:44 PM |
| I hate how that movie theater popcorn is so buttery. It makes me thirsty and if I drink too much while watching a movie, it makes me have to go pee and then I have to miss part of the movie because of the popcorn being so GOSH. DARN. BUTTER and thirst-quenching. |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:45 PM |
>when i was young
yes because your soooo old right now |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:45 PM |
You are really scared of asses eating you huh?
Wow you are into some messed up fetishes.
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:46 PM |
@Ben
Younger*
Does that make you happy? |
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| 18 Apr 2015 03:47 PM |
| Watching popcorn pop is entertaining, especially in slow motion. Ooh, kettle corn isn't too bad, it taste better fresh. |
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