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| 16 Apr 2015 08:16 PM |
autobiography: i was born 6 months early, i was aborted, but i survived, i was that brave fetus that fell out of the trashcan, then i had to drag myself over the cold concrete, my legs were still deformed, but somehow i did it, the sad part is, my d[]ck was purple, some chicks dig that tho, but when i looked down at my d[]ck..i saw somthing hanging out of my belly button i was like "wtf ius comining out of my belly button" so i ripped it out, then i strangled a person with it, and f[]cked their backdoor, for entertainment, thats how i became necrophiliac. i soon found out you could see veins through my purple-ish skin on forehead, this is still slightly seeable today, but back then my head was bigger then my body, then, like a month of my still uncomplete life, i met my bestfriend, i was riding the subway, and i was sitting next to this lovley lady with curly yellow hair, turns out it was a tranny, cool one, we became best friends soon. she..or he, let me hit it, i was only 2 months old, or well you can say -1 month old when i did, she, or he, let me try diffrent poses and sh[]t, which i very very liked, thats how i became a p[]rvert
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Chichland
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| 16 Apr 2015 08:18 PM |
| you wrote tyga's biography |
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| 16 Apr 2015 08:19 PM |
no this is completley mine.
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| 16 Apr 2015 08:31 PM |
if he takes credit ima see him in court. i can imagine him right now "[N][S][D][C][L] im [G][B]"
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TruH4WK13
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| 17 Apr 2015 12:36 PM |
| My friends were wondering what I was laughing so hard at |
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| 17 Apr 2015 01:09 PM |
lmao.
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| 17 Apr 2015 01:53 PM |
| 'You were aborted but you survived' |
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| 17 Apr 2015 01:59 PM |
yes that's why im so awesome. kk? kk. kk.
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Chichland
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| 17 Apr 2015 02:00 PM |
| This sounds like Tyga's life. Mind if I add to it? |
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1Riblock1
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| 17 Apr 2015 02:01 PM |
| you wanna sip mo on my living room floor |
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Chichland
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| 17 Apr 2015 02:02 PM |
| ^ sure, it's my favorite past time. |
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| 17 Apr 2015 02:09 PM |
im still writing it, you can take the idea of it, just dont write it the same.
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