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| 14 Apr 2015 10:44 AM |
I was on an island with this girl I keep dreaming about.
But before I could actually do anything fun these sharks flopped on land and starting telling us to give them food or they would kill and eat us.
so I got freaked out and kicked one in the chin.
So we threw some hot dogs in the water so they would leave us alone and I wanted to talk to the girl , but then my cousins and their parents fell from the sky and that killed any chances of anything happening with me and her.
Then they brought some hotdogs and peanut butter sandwiches (I don't know why) and then the sharks jumped on land and took those to.
So I went under a bunch of rocks because I saw something shiny in there , but then the sharks jumped towards the rocks roaring and biting and I woke up.
I really wish I got to talk to that girl.
My boss doesn't appreciate this "fun" of yours
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| 14 Apr 2015 10:47 AM |
I keep dreaming about that girl a lot.
and no I don't do lenny" with her. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 10:54 AM |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:04 AM |
No more salsa before bed, my friend.
~OT Arkham Knight~ |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:07 AM |
@MrPhelps
no I always have weird dreams. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:08 AM |
No more food for you permanently.
~OT Arkham Knight~
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:10 AM |
Goy Number 1422514202118521815513912
The doctor has reviewed your interpretation of the dream, please proceed and walk through the door to the right.
When you entre the next room proceed through the open blast door and wait for further instructions. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:11 AM |
That's almost as trippy as the dream where I had fed my fish turtle meat. Everything went wrong after that. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:13 AM |
@MrPhelps
can I still drink water?
Can I still drink milkshakes and soda? |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:18 AM |
@D4rk
please tell me your dream.....I hate you for even owning turtle meat in your dreams.....you know I have a turtle.... |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:26 AM |
Sure thing. What happened was I opened the refrigerator for some food,and there was some turtle meat in there.So I gave the leftovers to my goldfish,and they ate the meat. And then what happened was they started to levitate out of the tank and spit water at me. Then a chase scene happens that consisted of me running through different maze like hallways with lots of colors until I reached the end. Then they turn into turtles then they give me the meat. Then I slap it out of their hand and run off of the hallway. Then I go back to my house But then star looking things tried to hit me while running to the house while there was a guy running beside me speaking french. Then I go into my house and then jump in the fish tank and eat the pebbles. That's where it ended. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:31 AM |
No eating or drinking anything.
Don't breathe either.
~OT Arkham Knight~ |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:38 AM |
Darn I just breathed. Crap. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:39 AM |
You will have weird dreams tonight, d4rk.
~OT Arkham Knight~ |
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| 14 Apr 2015 11:39 AM |
i think op just created a tulpa
bobby shmurda for smash 4 |
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| 14 Apr 2015 12:05 PM |
@Official
no its just in my dreams.
I don't actually believe she exists. |
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| 14 Apr 2015 12:41 PM |
@D4rk
I now hate you forever for serving turtle meat.... |
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