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| 13 Apr 2015 01:54 PM |
| And start looking for money, i'd get up and look with him.. :( |
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Zokulzoh
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| 13 Apr 2015 01:56 PM |
| i'd beat them with a lock in a sock |
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| 13 Apr 2015 01:59 PM |
| I'd show him one of your RO-raps, that would scare him away. |
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Zokulzoh
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| 13 Apr 2015 02:14 PM |
| I actually rap doe..and im MTer..i ro-rapped like 4 months ago, and posted like one lyrics for that youngtyga kid recently lmao. |
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| 13 Apr 2015 03:30 PM |
Killing a robber is the last thing you would want to do. They're only human, and people make mistakes, taking their life wont teach them anything
But if they break into my house, that butt is gonna get some shotgun bb's to the face!!! |
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| 13 Apr 2015 04:39 PM |
I'd be scared if I was that burglar @ISpelledAwsomeWrong
-Bruh |
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| 13 Apr 2015 04:41 PM |
| killing someone breaking into your house would be considered self defense tho. it'd be the right thing to do. jus' saying. |
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| 13 Apr 2015 04:48 PM |
You hold them at gun point and see if they p[]ssy up
If they tr to attack you or they dont care, shoot dat hoe |
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Dynerov
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| 13 Apr 2015 04:52 PM |
Just salt 'em.
Rock salt instead of lead/steel, still hurts extremely.
Usually they couldn't sit down without it hurting excruciatingly, because, you know, they were running, and you get the point! |
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| 13 Apr 2015 04:54 PM |
THATS STRAIGT UP TORTURE!!!!
Lets try it :3 |
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| 13 Apr 2015 05:08 PM |
| Stupid ass robbing his own home. Talking about my grammar looking yours "Start looking for money" |
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| 13 Apr 2015 05:16 PM |
| First, you didn't get the joke, second, there was nothing incorrect about that.. |
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| 13 Apr 2015 05:40 PM |
"i'd beat them with a lock in a sock"
you get him son |
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| 13 Apr 2015 07:21 PM |
| i'd be a nice guy and help him out and give him a life lesson on why not to steal |
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Zokulzoh
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| 13 Apr 2015 07:24 PM |
"you get him son"
just how you did to me that time i broke your guitar |
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SomePunk
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| 13 Apr 2015 08:09 PM |
best way to kill someone: stab them in the ear with an ice pick the evidence melts |
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| 13 Apr 2015 08:12 PM |
| Just beanbag them lmao, that'll put theirs sees don |
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| 13 Apr 2015 08:35 PM |
| You took this from a Vine. |
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| 13 Apr 2015 09:03 PM |
| but vines are terrible, this joke is much better when its told in any other format |
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| 13 Apr 2015 09:29 PM |
"Exactly"
Exactly? I'm sorry but everyone here recalls this joke going right through your ears and never put thought into the joke. Sorry you stupid wowappa c:
***Jinglehasse has officially conquered this thread*** |
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| 13 Apr 2015 10:22 PM |
In my Ohio town of like 6,000 people, surrounded by corn fields, we've had 2 dug busts, home invasion, kidnapping and murder, assault leading to a person with a broken skull and legs, and a guy who committed suicide in the middle of town on Easter morning.
If someone broke into my house, they'll be greeted with a German Shepard about to rip their neck out c: |
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