oppeljeck
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:16 PM |
did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? he's all right now
rudy's got the chalk |
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Axyi
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| Joined: 16 Feb 2012 |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:17 PM |
| that's offensive to lefties |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:17 PM |
Simba was moving slow So I told him to mufasa |
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Alysus
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| Joined: 01 Jan 2013 |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:18 PM |
why was the tomato blushing?
HE SAW THE SALAD DRESSING HAHAHAHAHAHA
said no one ever |
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3rdalty
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| Joined: 22 Dec 2014 |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:18 PM |
| Everyone who is a native new yorker. |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:19 PM |
what did zelda say when link couldn't open the door? triforce
x gon give it to ya |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:19 PM |
whats 0-0?
GLASSES!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! some dork at my school said that, and i barfed.
"if i may be so bold, you look as cool as a fresh basket of cucumbers!" Rowan -2013 |
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LolHatz
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| Joined: 05 Apr 2013 |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:21 PM |
A man walks into a bar. That must have hurt. |
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| 12 Apr 2015 06:23 PM |
here's a joke
the potus
#stopign2015 |
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| 12 Apr 2015 08:41 PM |
Don't trust atoms. They make everything up |
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8sg
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| Joined: 24 Dec 2014 |
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| 12 Apr 2015 08:44 PM |
what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh |
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