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| 11 Apr 2015 08:59 AM |
And go to heaven where you see angels and stuff
Then Jesus goes to you and says:" do you accept me as your lord and savior? "
a: Yes
B: No
C: you're mom! |
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| 11 Apr 2015 09:00 AM |
But. I've already done that. |
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| 11 Apr 2015 09:03 AM |
| D: I kick Jesus off the cloud |
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| 11 Apr 2015 09:07 AM |
Jesus welcomes you to heaven...
And then you see your happiness...
You approach it...
Then suddenly...
Everything fades to reality...
But.
It's not 2015 anymore!
You are an average white boy that watches movies, so you know...
You've been sent back in time.
You went around a bit and realized religion doesn't exist yet...
The place is civilized, but not as advanced as 2015.
You've thought to yourself: You were born in the 1990s and died in 2015. Everything that happened was really clear. Even Heaven.
A: Spread Religion
B: Do nothing and die
C: Live like them
Eh? |
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| 11 Apr 2015 09:08 AM |
c overweight but faster than your computer ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 11 Apr 2015 09:08 AM |
| That implies anyone on OT is going to heaven |
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| 11 Apr 2015 09:12 AM |
You've decided to spread religion...
You've spent all your life in spreading Christianity...
And...
Nothing changed in 2015.
Humanity ended in 2015, unable to reverse its faith due to your poor decision.
And everything repeats over and over again...
For all eternity...
/end
Eh? |
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