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| 11 Apr 2015 07:27 AM |
Red the whole thing
>be me >sitting on rooftop with girl >watching the night sky >the moon is gorgeous >she is gorgeous >we make eye contact >we get closer and closer >i go in for a kiss >i sneeze and spurt snot allover her face >she gets up and screams >she walks away >i go after her >trip and fill my pants with steamy diarrhea >spaghetti falls out of my pockets >the hot diarrhea propels me towards her as she pukes from the stench >the sudden loss of body weight makes me pass out >woke up in the hospital with severe dehydration
I have spoken with God, and He has abandoned us. |
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HollysK
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| 11 Apr 2015 07:28 AM |
the moment with that girl will never come back blame yur body beat your body up
no u fungi! |
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| 11 Apr 2015 07:28 AM |
#truestory #relateble
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| 11 Apr 2015 07:33 AM |
| 1 2 3 4, I declare a tea war |
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