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| 10 Apr 2015 04:37 PM |
| Saucy Stories from South Stockholm |
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DieSoft
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| 10 Apr 2015 04:48 PM |
>arrives in Newcastle and gets my hotel room key >enter hotel room >texts Luke my room number >calls for room service >orders chicken and some potato thingy >tasted horrid and is dry as a desert >eat as much as I can to stop the black hole in my stomach from consuming my entire body >waits 30 minutes or so >knocking on my door >its Luke >omg so handsome, so muscular >enters my room, gives me compliments, says I'm taller than he expected >my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) arm raises >shakes hands >talks for 30 minutes, he is really smart >we go outside for a walk >talks about a lot of stuff >comes back to the hotel >separates in the hotel lobby >says we'll see each other tomorrow >enter my hotel room >fall asleep thinking about tomorrow
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| 10 Apr 2015 04:50 PM |
You had me at: "my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) arm raises"
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| 10 Apr 2015 05:06 PM |
>morning >sleeps >hours past >wake up at 11 AM or something >lets dooo this >enters bathroom >takes a shower >makes myself beautiful, big day today >today is the day I'm going to catch my first pokemon >puts on jacket >leaves hotel >walks up to the life center to look for Luke >find him on the second floor >meets Antoni, also known as Tone >such a bro, older and more experienced, I like... >receives "Maker" badge, basically VIP thingy from Luke >aww yee son!!! I get access to the entire place now >decides to go on an adventure >finds some pretty cool stuff >decides to head back to my blonde bearded man >goes back to the ROBLOX stall >advertise ROBLOX to parents bypassing >hears Luke tell people who I am on ROBLOX (I'm EBR m80s) >senpai noticed me >doesn't even enter ego mode, too cool for that >continues like I didn't notice >waiting for my special guest >special guest arrives >pokemon battle music start playing randomly, everyone look in my direction >its a wild diglet, level 8! >go DieSoft! >diglet use AWKWARD INTRODUCTION >it's not very effective >DieSoft use HUG >its very effective! >diglet is defeated >everyone in the hall applaud as I slowly let diglet out of my comforting warmth >he don't know how to respond >everything I hoped for, the looks, the youth, the smell >this is going to be good >hangs out at maker faire place >remembers I haven't eaten anything >asks diglet to go on a food date with me >he accepts >my heart is pounding >it's happening
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| 10 Apr 2015 05:12 PM |
"i didn't read it"
get bloody rekt
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| 10 Apr 2015 05:26 PM |
>diglet takes me out to a fancy place >greggs, such high class >feels like the luckiest girl alive >orders something I can't remember, probably some rolls... that went into my mouth... >continues, finds some place that sells doughnut >purchase some >diglet appears to greatly enjoy those doughnut >doesn't know if it is the fact that they taste good... or if it is the fact that they have holes in them >doesn't matter, walks back to the Maker faire >still got a doughnut left >doesn't feel like eating it >gives it to diglet >he asks if I'm sure before he eagerly digs on and devours my doughnut along with the hole that could be found in it's center >tells me it tasted good >thinks for myself "it felt good too" >diglet starts working on my uniforms for Acera >looks at them and it doesn't feel right >asks him to start over and he does >he opens a new template >no pixels there to cover that empty clothes texture place, so innocent, so naughty >makes me a fancy robe >looks so beautiful >closes paint because he didn't feel like working it >feels disappointed but I understand, maybe he will be in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mood later and we can proceed in a more private location >thestormmajor shows up, a guy I had been talking to on xF before I left for Newcastle >super awkward, barely says a thing >not my type >he leaves shortly after >creeped out but kek'd a little on the inside >spend some time with Luke, Antoni and diglet at the Maker faire >diglet have to leave sometime around here, says goodbye and that we will meet again >6 PM, closing time >gets some food, not really good but free wild bears so we're ok with it >luke fails at drinking a bottle of wild bear and gets wild bears all over himself >keks >tells him he got to not have his lips entirely around the head of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bottle >we finish up and head out
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Seriously I'm in tears after that doughnuts thing
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| 10 Apr 2015 05:28 PM |
my brother would love to meet you irl....
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| 10 Apr 2015 05:30 PM |
| well that story is.. uh, interesting |
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:22 PM |
moremoreomroeomremormoeromemormoemre
pls
moarrrrrrrrrrrrr
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:22 PM |
what the hell man i'm a 7 year old innocent princess i don't think of doughnuts that way
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:26 PM |
i'm loving this
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:28 PM |
| i will never go into a dunkin donuts with a straight face again |
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Natteko
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:29 PM |
fleetcom it was krispy kreme cause we dont have dunkin donuts
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:30 PM |
| Best donuts I have tried are from some donut van in Largs, but I doubt anyone here knows where that is |
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:43 PM |
Argh fine.
>luke, antoni and I head out to a bar to drink some wild bears >two roblox users joined us >too young and inexperienced for having wild bears >one of them leave >only four of us left >this horrid photo is taken https://twitter.com/DSScreenGreen/status/460367285782589441 >cry every night >not really but the photo is still horrid >guy who took the photo leaves >only us three >goes from bar to bar to bar to bar and so on and on >Luke is like a Bambi on ice, never been out drinking wild bears and other exotic drinks before >keeps pushing him to continue and he does >what a man >a man's man, the real man >continues jumping bars >antoni gets us some chickens >two to be exact >tattoo all over >spends good amount of hours talking to them >did I mention that they was pretty darn ugly and somewhat fat? If not I probably should have before you think we hit the jackpot, lmfao >they are into gaming apparently >asks if we want to go to another place >yes.webm >we go to a club place they knew >bouncer guy knows these two apparently >we all get to skip the line and gets some VIP marking thing for free >noice >goes in and parties a little bit >bust out my moves >my moves being absolute crap because I can't dance >but as I look around I realise that no one else seems to be able to either >continues dancing >antoni appears out of nowhere with buckets full of certain liquids >drinks >ayyooooo >drinks a bit much >nature calls, gotta pick up >it was like doing the hardest obby ever trying to reach the bathrooms >hard to stand straight as I walk towards the bathrooms >success and mission complete +150 exp for completing question >goes back and continues dancing >decides to ditch the girls >goes outside >gotta eat some >finds subway >thinks about what I want, looks at all of that juicy and tasty stuff they put on the sandwiches >im hungry >decides what I want.. sort of >my time to order, here we go, alpha squad go in! >says what I want, sort of >having problems even hearing what I say myself >cashier girl looks at me confused >realises I ordered in Swedish >darn it, attempt number two >tries to somehow form a sentence >can't remember what anything is called >just points and says "some of that" >she finish the sandwich and i pay >worst sandwich ever, but hey... I ordered it so whatever >too hungry to care >devour that thing >we go back to the hotel after a long hard night >I enter my hotel room, just slides down the door as I close it until I sit on the floor >takes out phone >posts on C&G that I just got Luke drunk for his first time with the help of Antoni >mission successful >proud >start to feel bad because too much wild bears and others >passes out on bed
Yeah that will have to do. The day after was pretty eventless soooo..
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:43 PM |
cause i wasn't there i was going to show you the weeaboo store
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| 10 Apr 2015 06:45 PM |
do they sell body pillows?!
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