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| 09 Apr 2015 07:47 AM |
My life was all great until one day some homeless immigrant showed up - now, before you think that I hate immigrants, I don't; I'm half Mexican. Anyway, this person - a girl, is so god damn annoying. She's always breaking stuff; INCLUDING MY ENTIRE ROOM, ON THE FIRST DAY SHE ARRIVED! She breaks more than just furniture though, she has broken my arm and ribs a dozen times (by accident) and she even made my crush hate me.
The worst thing is that she has "contacts" from wherever the heck she came from; they are these g4ngsters that always arrive at our house and try to beat the tar out of us. No clue how she got to know these v!olent people in the first place, all I know is that she has something that they want. (She probably stole it.)
So next time, when you think you have such a "terrible life" because your crush dumps you. Just think of my life; I live with a magical princess from another dimension. |
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| 09 Apr 2015 07:50 AM |
| this is one of those "realization that it was a reference to something when you read the last line" posts, but i'm not getting the reference. |
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Elitecyro
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| 09 Apr 2015 07:53 AM |
Just think that something worse can always happen and then you attitude improves.
Or you can imagine the g4ngsters in there underwear that makes them less scary.
But my opinion is as long as you live your life doesn't suck, so whether this is a fake story or not, just do your best and have fun. |
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| 09 Apr 2015 07:53 AM |
| Remind me to Americabump this. |
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| 09 Apr 2015 07:58 AM |
| Surprised I get the reference. |
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0leeoX
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| 09 Apr 2015 08:11 AM |
@imsofatsminion Its a reference to a disney show "Star VS the forces of evil" I believe. |
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0leeoX
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