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| 08 Apr 2015 11:11 PM |
i go first k
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:12 PM |
what did the nitrogen turn into when it became 8 AM.
daytrogen. |
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Flurcium
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:13 PM |
off*
sorry sur im not very punny |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:21 PM |
Let's have a garden party!
Lettuce turnip the beet! |
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Unit8699
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:22 PM |
What show does Cesium and Iodine love to watch together?
CSI |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:23 PM |
@flur where's gray when u need him
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:24 PM |
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
☺️ My jimmies are intensifying ☺️ |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:25 PM |
Police : What happened earlier? Man : I threw Iraq and Iran to Egypt HUE HUE hUE
☺️ My jimmies are intensifying ☺️ |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:25 PM |
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming
PUNPUNPUNPUNPUN |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:29 PM |
| THIS WILL NOT DIE LIKE THIS |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:35 PM |
OH NO YOU DIDNT
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY PUN MASTER |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:37 PM |
| becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:38 PM |
what do you call a fake noodle
an impasta |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:39 PM |
if your girlfriend plays soccer
shes probably a keeper |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:40 PM |
| im so board I wish something wood come along |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:40 PM |
| I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something. |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:41 PM |
| the worst part about getting hit in the face by pi is that it never ends |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:43 PM |
whats the maddest gun
an a-salt riffle |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:44 PM |
flur we're keeping this alive
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:44 PM |
iguana tap that
but i have an reptile disfunction |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:45 PM |
you expect me to bear these puns
its impaw-sible |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:46 PM |
i find one bone in my body
humerus |
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| 08 Apr 2015 11:46 PM |
| Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. |
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