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| 08 Apr 2015 05:04 PM |
First, there was nothing.
And as Nothing was, it was absolute. Emptiness. Void. Without being, there was nothing on this measly plane of existence; nothing shone, nothing was created, nothing was revealed.
Nothing was thought.
And then nothing became no more, for what come through the void but a light, infinitesimally small, yet there. Something, and nothing didn’t like it. Nothing didn’t like the light. It didn’t like how it shone there, how it cast its rays upon Nothing. It didn’t like how it conflicted with Nothing.
Nothing hated it. Nothing wanted it destroyed, to go back to its blankness. And so Nothing sought to destroy the light. It cast its shadows upon it, tried to crush it under the weight of emptiness. But the light was resilient. The light didn’t crush, didn’t go out.
Nothing surrounded the light, it tried to destroy it.
It grew. Bigger and bigger, hotter and hotter, the light grew more and more, shining brighter and brighter. Nothing was furious. It cast its shadows all around the light, but the light pushed on. Bigger and bigger, the light kept expanding until Nothing could no longer contain it. It burst forth from the shadows and expanded even further. But not just light came from this mass, but Matter. Grouping in the corners of Nothing’s existence, falling into place amongst other Matter, emitting more light.
And still growing.
Soon Nothing gave up on the light, it let it grow and expand, but Nothing still took up the space between the Matter, but it let Light through. It moved Matter, it shaped it, and made it grow tighter and tighter, until it began to shine.
BOOOOOM!!!
An explosion was heard, with color and bricks and burning stars coming right out of Matter.
ROBLOX was born.
Hundreds of years later, a kid grabbed some of the bricks and shaped them into blocky-like toys, much like how Nothing shaped Matter. He gave it a simple design and was proud of his work.
The kid was the son of the toymaker, so he knew a thing or two about toy making. And so after he was done creating the first ROBLOXian, he rested.
Little that he knew, Matter shed a new light to his new creation, he gave it life.
The kid then noticed that these weren’t just toys, and so he sought to make more of them, which turned out to be successful.
They didn’t know his name, but they called him Old Timer, as he was, in fact, an old timer.
And then you were created, as was ROBLOXia, and so we gather here today to witness the creation of us and ROBLOX.
The End.
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Zedilo
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| 08 Apr 2015 05:07 PM |
If there was nothing, then how could 'nothing' cast shadows over Light? And how is 'nothing' a living form? A sentient form?
''yup your going to jail'' www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnYvpfbnBik best quote of the year. |
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| 08 Apr 2015 05:10 PM |
http://blog.roblox.com/2007/10/chronicles-of-roblox-part-1/
http://www.roblox.com/games/151225785/This-is-where-you-were-created |
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| 08 Apr 2015 05:19 PM |
| Really? I thought Roblox was created by a bunch of people teaming up together to make an awesome game and they came up with Roblox then later we made an account and a character. |
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roquinha9
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| 08 Apr 2015 05:39 PM |
| Well, if an Admin made that blog post, I'm sure a logic bomb was dropped on ya. |
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| 08 Apr 2015 05:41 PM |
| Plus, that explains how your ROBLOX character is created, not much your account. |
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roquinha9
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| 08 Apr 2015 05:42 PM |
| It's still a bit ironic how a roblox admin wrote that. |
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MrVincent
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| 08 Apr 2015 06:32 PM |
it's funny
because this was copy and pasted |
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| 08 Apr 2015 09:34 PM |
1. not all of it m9
3. imeanwot
2. this was made in 2007, so i'm sure most of you wouldn't have seen this before |
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| 08 Apr 2015 10:27 PM |
*Ahem.*
Multiple accounts work.
I heard it.
Helps to have a 2007, 08 and '14 account. |
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