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| 07 Apr 2015 10:14 AM |
eevee x moris make it happen and you'll receive your recognition |
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d4rk652
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:15 AM |
| I can do an assortment of many things with this. |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:17 AM |
| d4rk I would appreciate anything that you produce |
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d4rk652
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:22 AM |
I feel like the joker should come in the end of the fanfic. Otherwise it will bomb. |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:24 AM |
| that sounds like it'd be an interesting story |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:25 AM |
| mums how clearer do I have to get |
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Asterily
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:25 AM |
me
Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙɪᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛᴏ ᴜs ɴᴏᴡ. | Sometimes, I dream about cheese... GuestsLovePizza, add 2k |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:31 AM |
| thanks aster I can always count on you :-) |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:31 AM |
The Book of OT:
Chapter 14, the fifth book of the Holy Prophet EXcellent; Fanfiticus
(Skipping from Chapter 13)
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So did returneth eevee to OT from her pilgrimage to meet with the warlord who calleth himself, "King moris".
"O moris, king of the lands you have conquered," she did sayeth unto moris, "What bringst me to thy council?"
And moris did reply, "AAWWW MAH BELLY'S A-RUMBLIN'," and it did become apparent to eevee that moris was from the faraway land of Yorkshire.
"And O moris, king above other kings, what bringeth this to be? Art thou not a king? Art thou not currently morbidly obese?"
So moris did respond, "WELL MAH PEOPLE AYTE ALL THU FOOD THANKYERFERASKING, SO I GOT A BIT HUNGREH, SO I AYTE THUM, BUT THEN NUURBUDDY COULD MAYKE FOOOD, SO NOW IM HOOOOOOONGREH."
And eevee was shocked. She kneweth not of what could bring a man to such an unholy thing, to eat his own people. She said unto him:
"Wherefore then bringst me to thy council?" moris did respond, "I ASKED FOR YEH TO COM SO AH COULD EET YUH", and moris did let out a massive fart which did shake the palace terribly and did stink the room very much.
And eevee said unto him, "Seriously what the hell man"
But moris did not respond. He did waddleth over, letting out a massive fart with each step, and did grab her, and said unto her: "GET IN MAH BELLY"
And eevee spoketh: "Or what?"
"OR I'LL SIT ON YEH"
"OH N-"
And moris's fat ass did sit upon her face, and he did rubbeth it all over, and she did leave a muffled scream.
But because mmoris was British, and facesitting one cannnot filmeth facesitting in Britain nowadays, the British police did storm the palace, and one did say unto him:
"OI U WOT"
"OOOOH EXCUSE MEH OFFICER," he did sayeth releasing a massive fart (which was the killing blow to eevee), "BUT WHAT AVE AH DONE WRONG NOW"
And the officer did say, "Alroight son I'm gonna have to take you to jail"
But moris said, "GET IN MAH BELLY", and did gobble him up.
An onlooker did see the commotion, and did sayeth "ayy lmao"
Moris did turn to him, "OI WHAT DO YEH THINK YER LUKIN AT".
"Forgive me, O great moris, for I have offended th-"
And ,moris did pull down his pants, and his ass did violently erupteth over him, "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE H-", but moris was not done. Moris's ass explodeth into violent fireworks of crap all over the poor man.
Before he spoketh one last time, moris did begin building up his ass's strength, and said unto him: "UP, UP AND AWAAAAAAY", before crapping his way into space. |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:33 AM |
| alright cross that was pretty good |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:36 AM |
best story of 2015
ones there was a baby
the baby like milk
milk comes from cows oor moms
he didnt like his moms mils nor the cows milk so he had his dads milk
the end
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d4rk652
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:41 AM |
Here's my fanfic to end them all.It's the best ever
So there's like this guy named moris and he like purposes to this eevee chick and she says yes,then moris says "well it's april fools day so ha" and then eevee runs away.
Then the next day moris does it again and they eevee says yes for realzies and then eevees like "the ceremony should be on the next day and if it's not you die."and moris wasn't phased by this at all and says "okay".
But then in the background the joker is look at them and is like "er meh gurd tis is bad." and he plots the next day.
Then the wedding happened and garbage and they say I do and all that stuff and then at the after party the joker is like "I got tis gun n u dying."
Then Batman comes in but then he throws a block of cheese at batman and batman is like "noooooooo" and he dies and then the joker demands eevee and the ring and whatever.
Then this orange supersonic egg guy named d4rk652 comes in then punches the joker and then the joker says "I want to grow up to be like d4rk652 one day" then he becomes a good guy because I thought him stuff.
And then eevee and moris does some stuff in a bedroom and then they come out and then the zombie batman kills the lamp in the livingroom and iz coming for eevee and then the d4rk652 guy comes through the window and then kills the zombie batman guy.
Then eevee is like "What can I ever do to repay you."and the d4rk652 guy is like "give me all ur money" and moris and eevee does and then everyone lives happily ever after and stuff.
It's genius. |
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d4rk652
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:43 AM |
| I tried my hardest,I promise. |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:49 AM |
| that was truly impressive d4rk but before I can decide on a winner I need to give other people a chance to submit their own stories |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:49 AM |
Can I come?
Born Again OTer |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:51 AM |
| shadow write some fanfic and I'll consider it |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:52 AM |
| moris loved eevee so much. the end |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:52 AM |
| http://pastebin.com/HWMUpQzh |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:54 AM |
| I like jumble's the best so far |
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:55 AM |
| thanks man i tried real hard |
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BuildTV
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| 07 Apr 2015 10:58 AM |
| will u buy airplane ticks for me if i win? |
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| 07 Apr 2015 11:01 AM |
| even better build, I'll come personally pick you up in my limousine |
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