DrForce
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:34 PM |
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paiga
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| Joined: 31 May 2014 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:36 PM |
| My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him |
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Fairacres
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| Joined: 21 Dec 2012 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:36 PM |
What the did you just say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable face off the face of the continent, you little numb skull. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will reek fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.
~Fairacres |
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pewspod5
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:38 PM |
@paiga
I almost tried to provoke a theological debate with you.
Almost. |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:38 PM |
IS CEREAL KILL?
IF NOT IS EVERYONE KILL?
*x-files music
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/AddPost.aspx?PostID=159322047 |
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YukiOtoko
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| Joined: 23 Feb 2017 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:39 PM |
| I want to slay every demon and bring the dark lord's head to my LORD. |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:39 PM |
| Sometimes I wonder if I could run and escape this horrible world and watch everyone with out being seen. But then I relize I cant survive without someone asking me if I have a stomach ache. |
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paiga
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:40 PM |
sometimes, i get in this frame of mind, where i feel like im floating disconnected and i cant come back down |
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paiga
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:42 PM |
If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.
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YukiOtoko
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| Joined: 23 Feb 2017 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:42 PM |
@muffled
do you mean like when you go into a trance and then back into reality and you're like "wow, im living right now" |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:43 PM |
I want some boneless buffalo wings right now.
Remember, kids. Always wash your hands after washing your hands. |
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Srengsina
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| Joined: 09 Nov 2013 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:44 PM |
i don't flush the toilet
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:46 PM |
"do you mean like when you go into a trance and then back into reality and you're like "wow, im living right now""
no i mean more like i get spacey and disconnected and weird feeling but im aware its happening i just cant stop it its not a peaceful feeling its more panicky like why is this happening please stop and then when i snap out of it im really calm and quiet for a while i dunno |
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FlyScript
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| Joined: 05 Aug 2010 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:46 PM |
It's 5:45 AM.
Help.
I'm Trapped.
In your computer. |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:47 PM |
Why is life like life?
Life could have been COMPLETELY different, why were we given this kind of life for life? Why life in the first place?
~And you KNOW a parent will mindlessly say "Yes" and bam MTV makes millions with a reality TV show. |
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paiga
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| Joined: 31 May 2014 |
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| 03 Apr 2015 11:51 PM |
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away |
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| 04 Apr 2015 12:05 AM |
| @Fly I will save you!!!! Muffle get me a rope! |
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| 04 Apr 2015 12:06 AM |
What will happen is a banana and an apple have a baby? I wonder if there are undiscovered colors |
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| 04 Apr 2015 12:07 AM |
you don't go in the bathroom with me my mirrors are black this is an emotional message
"One more flippin' time you asshat and you DIE!" |
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