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| 01 Apr 2015 04:34 PM |
Background Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1XLqo-qAI8 This is no joke: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=156840437
Greetings fellow lower class peasant farmer scum citizens of the Republic of Lexonia, this is His Majesty, General Alex Johnson, The Magnificent ,Supreme Leader of All Leaders in the Earth, King of Kings, Democratic President-For-Life, Invincible and All-Triumphant Commander, Chief Ophthalmologist, Brilliant Genius of Humanity, Excellent Swimmer Including Butterfly, and Beloved Oppressor and Ruthless Protector of the Precious and Expendable People of Lexonia.
This is a national update!
1: The Republic of Lexonia has gained a greater sence of independence today after an small mob of angry inhabitants of our flat of blocks protested against the existance and independence of the Republic of Lexonia. Due cause was served when the Lexonian Army opened fire with BB and Airsoft rifles. These protestors are a threat to our national security and territorial sovereignty and must be curb stomped at all costs. I encourage all citizens of Lexonia to purchase BB or Airseof rifles to defend yourselves from outside aggression.
2: A British Metropolitan Police helicopter violted Lexonian sovereign airspace, henceforth the Lexonian Army opened fire at it. At 0122 hours this morning. General Alex Johnson (myself) was woken up for the THIRD consecutive night in a row by idiotic police helicopters flying their idiotic imperialist missions to track down and arrest innocent citizens. This helicopter had nerve, as it flew over and hovered above Hicks House and Prospect House, which is claimed under the Republic of Lexonia. Alex Johnson immediately called his 3 guards (3 friends from next door) whom opened fire with airsoft rifles at the helicopter. The helicopter flew away shortly after and nothing else happened for the night, some residents of hicks house and prospect house confused the airsoft fire for real fire so the event was witnessed by a roughly 12. Whilst it is believed that the helicopter did not even realise that it was being fired at that is why it flew off, the Lexonian Propaganda Network is claiming 'great victory against british imperialist scum'.
3: Lexonia allies fellow micro-nation Zhavia. The Republic of Zhavia, which claims all of on linton road have signed a treaty which has created a military alliance between Zhavia and Lexonia. THE REST IS CLASSIFIED YOU UN NATO SCUM SPY!
GLORY TO LEXONIA!!
[Population Update]
Government: 1 - Myself Citizens: 50+ (only 15 of these them selves as actual citizens) Overseas Citizens: 7 (advertised Lexonia on some forum website lol) Military: 15 (Army - 8, LSOD - 4, LPG - 3) |
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| 01 Apr 2015 04:37 PM |
| whilst you lot waste your lives C&Ging im becoming a leader111 |
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F35B
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| 01 Apr 2015 04:38 PM |
| Ill laugh when you get evicted! |
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| 01 Apr 2015 04:42 PM |
@F35B
One can not be evicted from one's own country.
@Adolf
I've been prepared to die since I came out the womb...
BRING IT! |
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marcus919
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TrueKorea
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