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Re: So a blonde woman asks for a $5,000 loan...

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nitroyoshi9 is not online. nitroyoshi9
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29 Mar 2015 09:34 PM
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."

The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"

The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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WierdCaveman is not online. WierdCaveman
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29 Mar 2015 09:35 PM
i too can find old jokes on reddit
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nitroyoshi9 is not online. nitroyoshi9
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29 Mar 2015 09:35 PM
you don't know what reddit is you're just a little kid
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bubleman78 is not online. bubleman78
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29 Mar 2015 09:36 PM
ur stupid
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headcounts is not online. headcounts
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29 Mar 2015 09:37 PM
blonde

and smart

hmmmmmm
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dankane62 is not online. dankane62
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29 Mar 2015 09:37 PM
i actually thought this was real for a sec

but then the replies happened
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nitroyoshi9 is not online. nitroyoshi9
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29 Mar 2015 09:38 PM
its a subverted blonde joke
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1roy999 is not online. 1roy999
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29 Mar 2015 09:39 PM
cOLD mOLD on a sLATE pLATE
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Razerium is not online. Razerium
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29 Mar 2015 09:40 PM
Oh.
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seliso is not online. seliso
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29 Mar 2015 09:40 PM
keeping this joke for later

-tips fedora-
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ncusa17 is not online. ncusa17
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29 Mar 2015 09:42 PM
I guess it was a bit clever.
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