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| 29 Mar 2015 08:27 AM |
im 15 and it was my nephews 4th birthday and i was with my sister whom is 24 and there was a bunch of small kiddies there and some adults obviously and my sisters 2 friends, 1 of them 22 and the other one 18 they were both drunk we were doing a private dancing contest (adult stuff ok) so they was twerking and i was just listening to music on my phone the 22 year old one was wearing some leggings and see through shorts...? with #nopanties and there was a hole in her shorts so i could see her bum lol and she had the peakest camel toe because the shorts were on tight (mmmmm) so i ended up staring at her bum all night so then she was drunk i put my phone in the kitchen to charge she took my phone up and went upstairs to sleep 20 mins later i realise she took it up i go upstairs and enter her room shes on the bed with her clothes still on but her legs wide open so im like "uhh... [was staring for about 1 minute] hey you took my phone by mistake" and he was like "No i didnt you idiot [another silence]" then i went to grab the phone and she was like "come get it b____!" so then she shoved the phone down her shorts, past the leggins and basically ontop of her v. so i wasted NO TIME and i went to grab the phone and she started laughing and rolling around on the bed causing me to roll around in the bad and i shoved my hand down her shorts and leggins and then the phone rolled down onto her bum so i rolled her over but she kept rolling and it fell back onto her v and for a long time we was just rolling on the bed (her legs were still open during all of this) so i FINALLY get the phone and my hands smell of sweet p. but in all the excitement i kinda spat when i was speaking and some spit landed on her leggings outside her v. so as i was walking towards the door she grabbed me and flung me back and was like "clean it up" then i was like "no thanks" then she kicked me and was like "now!" so i went to clean it with my shirt sleve and she pulled me foward henceforth my entire face landed between her legs on her v. so then i heard someone coming up the stairs so i ran out the room, flew down the stairs (turned out it was my sister coming up the stairs) and i told her i went to get my phone
BEST NIGHT EVER
So then i left the party at 1am and got the train back to the station about 5 mins from my house and played battlefield 3 until about 4am and went to bed after talking to a mate whom lives in America via skype at 5am |
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| 29 Mar 2015 08:29 AM |
+5 for older chick +10 for sxualness -10 for no sx
im dissapointed cadet |
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F35B
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| 29 Mar 2015 08:32 AM |
| age of consent in UK is 16 >:/ |
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F35B
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| 29 Mar 2015 08:35 AM |
UK IDIOT DETECTED RULE 'MURICA |
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| 29 Mar 2015 08:47 AM |
ok
chicken nuggets are sinceriously delicious! |
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Aetasio
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Valkairox
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| 29 Mar 2015 08:54 AM |
Woah m8.
You got a bright future ahead of you
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| 29 Mar 2015 09:38 AM |
| i bet that if u told her u play roblox, that would have seduced her |
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| 29 Mar 2015 09:41 AM |
never thought of that but i dont even play roblox i just c&g |
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| 29 Mar 2015 09:58 AM |
| wat did it taste like, was it Harry? |
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| 29 Mar 2015 10:00 AM |
sweet, sweet stuff and by harry i assume you mean hairy so no it was not hairy |
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| 29 Mar 2015 10:01 AM |
| mm I love the sweet taste of Harry |
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| 29 Mar 2015 10:08 AM |
| im tempted to get my sister to organize a party at my house now |
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| 29 Mar 2015 10:18 AM |
| incest is the best when u put ur sister to the test |
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| 29 Mar 2015 07:38 PM |
you should have been like
"I have almost 2k posts, on c7g"
then she would have done it with you |
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| 29 Mar 2015 08:26 PM |
I dont think a 22 year old drunken female would know what '2k posts' and 'c7g' mean but maybe she would of thought it was something cool so maybe that would of worked.
Dang.
I was just so excited in the moment and if my sister didnt have to come upstairs I probably would of got it. |
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