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Re: so yesterday i was at this party...

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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 08:27 AM
im 15
and it was my nephews 4th birthday
and i was with my sister whom is 24
and there was a bunch of small kiddies there
and some adults obviously
and my sisters 2 friends, 1 of them 22 and the other one 18
they were both drunk
we were doing a private dancing contest (adult stuff ok)
so they was twerking and i was just listening to music on my phone
the 22 year old one was wearing some leggings and see through shorts...?
with #nopanties
and there was a hole in her shorts so i could see her bum lol
and she had the peakest camel toe because the shorts were on tight (mmmmm)
so i ended up staring at her bum all night
so then she was drunk
i put my phone in the kitchen to charge
she took my phone up and went upstairs to sleep
20 mins later i realise she took it up
i go upstairs and enter her room
shes on the bed with her clothes still on but her legs wide open
so im like "uhh... [was staring for about 1 minute] hey you took my phone by mistake"
and he was like "No i didnt you idiot [another silence]"
then i went to grab the phone and she was like "come get it b____!"
so then she shoved the phone down her shorts, past the leggins and basically ontop of her v.
so i wasted NO TIME and i went to grab the phone and she started laughing and rolling around on the bed causing me to roll around in the bad and i shoved my hand down her shorts and leggins and then the phone rolled down onto her bum so i rolled her over but she kept rolling and it fell back onto her v and for a long time we was just rolling on the bed (her legs were still open during all of this)
so i FINALLY get the phone and my hands smell of sweet p.
but in all the excitement i kinda spat when i was speaking and some spit landed on her leggings outside her v.
so as i was walking towards the door she grabbed me and flung me back and was like "clean it up"
then i was like "no thanks"
then she kicked me and was like "now!"
so i went to clean it with my shirt sleve and she pulled me foward henceforth my entire face landed between her legs on her v.
so then i heard someone coming up the stairs so i ran out the room, flew down the stairs (turned out it was my sister coming up the stairs) and i told her i went to get my phone


BEST
NIGHT
EVER

So then i left the party at 1am and got the train back to the station about 5 mins from my house and played battlefield 3 until about 4am and went to bed after talking to a mate whom lives in America via skype at 5am
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vastbart365 is not online. vastbart365
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29 Mar 2015 08:29 AM
+5 for older chick
+10 for sxualness
-10 for no sx

im dissapointed cadet
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F35B is not online. F35B
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29 Mar 2015 08:31 AM
LIES DETECTED
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 08:32 AM
age of consent in UK is 16 >:/
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F35B is not online. F35B
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29 Mar 2015 08:35 AM
UK IDIOT DETECTED
RULE 'MURICA
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Justin50003 is not online. Justin50003
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29 Mar 2015 08:47 AM
ok


chicken nuggets are sinceriously delicious!
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 08:49 AM
UK is nice too!!
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Aetasio is not online. Aetasio
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29 Mar 2015 08:52 AM
damn son
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Valkairox is not online. Valkairox
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29 Mar 2015 08:54 AM
Woah m8.

You got a bright future ahead of you
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 09:29 AM
Thanks.
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 09:35 AM
I am proud.
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sacredtheory is not online. sacredtheory
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29 Mar 2015 09:38 AM
i bet that if u told her u play roblox, that would have seduced her
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 09:41 AM
never thought of that
but i dont even play roblox
i just c&g
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amazingstamsite100 is not online. amazingstamsite100
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29 Mar 2015 09:53 AM
Yummy
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thetommygun is not online. thetommygun
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29 Mar 2015 09:58 AM
wat did it taste like, was it Harry?
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 10:00 AM
sweet, sweet stuff
and by harry i assume you mean hairy
so no it was not hairy
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amazingstamsite100 is not online. amazingstamsite100
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29 Mar 2015 10:01 AM
mm I love the sweet taste of Harry
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 10:08 AM
im tempted to get my sister to organize a party at my house now
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Xadious is not online. Xadious
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29 Mar 2015 10:18 AM
incest is the best when u put ur sister to the test
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Valkairox is not online. Valkairox
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29 Mar 2015 01:29 PM
^

u got problems, m8...
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 06:16 PM
e.e
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dankane62 is not online. dankane62
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29 Mar 2015 06:19 PM
i can just smell it
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sacredtheory is not online. sacredtheory
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29 Mar 2015 07:38 PM
you should have been like

"I have almost 2k posts, on c7g"

then she would have done it with you
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Separatism is not online. Separatism
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29 Mar 2015 08:26 PM
I dont think a 22 year old drunken female would know what '2k posts' and 'c7g' mean but maybe she would of thought it was something cool so maybe that would of worked.

Dang.

I was just so excited in the moment and if my sister didnt have to come upstairs I probably would of got it.
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sacredtheory is not online. sacredtheory
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29 Mar 2015 08:28 PM
i expect more from u
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