frawgger
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| 25 Mar 2015 09:45 AM |
and at that moment
as the pizza man hauls 3 bags of wings, a bag of sauces, a large pizza for a family of 4, and knocks on his door
that moment when the kid answering the door doesn't fit any of his clothes, his rolls spew out from under his clear 8 sizes to small medium shirt form when he was 4, his gym shorts that are about as effective as a diaper, and this massive stench of onions
at that exact moment, he realizes, "damn, this is one fat ass kid"
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Vaul
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| 25 Mar 2015 09:48 AM |
| you probably call out "PIZZA'S HERE" once you close the door so the guy doesn't ACTUALLY THINK it's all just for you |
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Phiropy
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| 25 Mar 2015 09:48 AM |
LOL VEK IM DONE LOL
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| 25 Mar 2015 09:49 AM |
he probably puts in the directions portion of the order "please come right on in, i am much too fat to even begin to make it out of my bad, just set it down on my dresser and i will eventually work up the strength to open the box, thank you"
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FLYJUAN15
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| 25 Mar 2015 10:03 AM |
my roast game was too on point
the doc (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง vektrin, i day'd |
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| 25 Mar 2015 01:05 PM |
lets hope theres poison in it
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