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| 24 Mar 2015 07:33 PM |
WARNING: THIS CONTAINS READING! IF YOU HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, JUST TRACK THIS OR SOMETHING TO READ IT LATER! ________________________________________________________________________________________ Welcome to da pet store! Here is a suggested pet for you! The Guest!
Here's how to take care of it! ________________________________________________________________________________________ Taking Care Of It:
Once you walk out this door, the guest is officially yours. Remember, the guest is as big as you, robloxian! So it may be a strong, but it won't know when to use it's strength. It is YOUR responsibility to take care of him and make sure he doesn't become a deleter guest!
Feeding your guest is important! Make sure you ALWAYS have enough Guesty Bites!
Taking your guest for walks is important! When on your walk, try to make him play with one of his kind. It will keep him socially happy! Make sure you have a good leash, as well as a good grip.
Make sure you play with your guest! Playing with him will make him happy, and will develop trust in you!
And for when you are not home, make sure he has plenty of toys! A ball around the size of him is preferable. They like to jump on and around balls, but we don't see why they are so amused by it.
And most importantly, make sure you have your guest in a cage. If you can't get a cage at the moment, keep it locked in a room with as few as possible things to chew on. (Include toys as well) ________________________________________________________________________________________ THE FOLLOWING WILL BE CONSEQUENCES IF YOU REFUSE TO FOLLOW THE ABOVE!
If You Refuse To Feed Your Guest:
Refusing to feed your guest will cause a slow, painful death for him. If your guest is whimpering, and you hear his stomach growling, you may have forgotten to feed him. Give it a day or two, and he will be chewing on a lot of stuff. Give it a week or two, and he will slowly be crying himself to death. REMEMBER TO FEED HIM!
There is a story to this:
Meet John. John got a pet guest to keep him company. John thought that guests never ate. Everyday when he came home, his guest would be crying and chewing on everything. But one particular evening when John came home from his job, he saw his pet guest, dead. Right there in the middle of the floor. Dead. DONT BE A JOHN
If You Refuse To Take Your Guest For Walks:
Refusing to take your guest for walks will have bad consequences. These include strong headaches, fattness, and eventually diabetes. There is no known cure OR treatment for diabetes in guests, so avoid this. No exercise can make your guest ache whenever he/she moves. This can be an issue when it comes to survival.
There is a story to this:
Meet Dave. (I just realized that I am using ROBLOX admin's names, T_T) Dave has just gotten a pet guest to keep him company, and prevent loneliness. However, Dave didn't know that you were supposed to take the guest out for exercise. One day, he was taking a nap, when he smelled smoke. He ran outside after grabbing his phone and called 911. He then remembered his pet guest was in the house. He ran to the entrance, and peered inside the somewhat-flaming door. He saw his guest, limping and crying hard. There were flames everywhere. The flames eventually got the guest and the guest slowly burned up, and died. Dave was depressed the rest of his life. DONT BE A DAVE.
If You Refuse To Play With Your Guest:
Refusing to play with your pet can have it's trust in you weak. This can eventually lead to death in the pet guest. (I know you're thinking: "GOD KNOWS HOW IT CAN DIE THIS TIME" Well shut up and I'll tell you.)
There is a story to this:
Meet Zack. Zack got a pet guest to keep him company and to not feel lonely. Zack didn't know you have to play with your pet guest to have it get trust in you. The pet guest he got is very shy, so whenever Zack gets home from work, the guest is hiding from him. The guest whimpers whenever Zack tries to pet him. Zack just believed that he just had to deal with this, and as long as he fed and exercised him, the guest would eventually trust him. But one night, Zach heard a beeping under his pillow. He looked and saw somebody set a bomb to go off in 5 minutes. Zach rushed to get his valuables and ran outside, and he called the police. After he hung up, he remembered his pet guest! But he saw there was 30 seconds until the bomb blows up. Haw his guest on the second story window. He tried to coax it to jump into his pillow cushion, but, since he didn't trust him, he stayed put. Not aware of the bomb... The bomb then blew up. The pet guest was OBLITERATED. DONT BE A ZACK
If You Refuse To Get Toys For Your Guest For When You Are At Work:
This can also lead to death. (I know you're thinking: HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD CAN THIS ONE END UP DYING!? Well shut up and I will tell you.
There is a story to this:
Meet Dan. Dan just got his new pet guest. His pet guest likes to chew things. Dan didn't know this, so he decided to leave his 500 antique collection of portable gas tanks in his living room... You know what happens next. BOOM dead guest blah blah blah. DONT BE A DAN.
Now for the final one:
If You Refuse To Keep Your Pet Guest In A Cage/Room
Meet Derek. Derek Just got a pet guest to keep him from getting lonely. He didn't know guests can wonder off, so he left every door in the house open. Including the entrances. His guest was an adventurist and a daredevil. One day, he was driving home from work, when he saw his pet guest on a cliff in the distance. Since guests aren't all that intellegent, he jumped off. The guest began screaming and crying as he fell to his death. DONT BE A DEREK
I Hope you didn't die while reading this manual, and I hope you and your pet guest have a happy life together!
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| 24 Mar 2015 07:47 PM |
*Grabs machine gun*
IT'S MINEEEEEEEEEE
*Aims at Dwagon and Constellation*
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| 24 Mar 2015 07:51 PM |
That's a plastic cookie.
*picks up guest and pays Mike*
Thank you.
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| 24 Mar 2015 07:51 PM |
| *eats cookie, grabs guest and runs* |
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| 24 Mar 2015 07:58 PM |
*Takes guest back*
*throws you into lava*
*Puts guest in room with lots of toys and food and with a code door*
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| 24 Mar 2015 08:00 PM |
Eh, guess I'll just buy the mentally challenged guest whom is currently trying, in vain, to lick his belly button.
*gives money*
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| 24 Mar 2015 08:02 PM |
| I'll just buy a Norwegian blue |
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| 24 Mar 2015 08:04 PM |
I play with the guest and take him for a walk, and he has a microchip in case he runs away.
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