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| 20 Mar 2015 01:46 PM |
So far, this offseason the entire ofl has been taken by storm. The seemingly superpowered team of the Joston Jackrabbits. In s3 pieHD made his name warming the Barton Bruiser's bench for players he overshadowed such as NightTrainn Matthew11266 and Raider95nation. The whole league knew that the second this pro bowl benchwarmer got a HC position, that this would be a force to be reckoned with. So far they dominate teams in scrimmages 35-0 every single time. From the raptors, to rams, to punishers, they dominate everyone. Now you may ask, with their superstar roster including several top 20 players including Jynxsta Montagez basechad Mosstrainn and joshgatto, who is the main reason for their success? The answer: Nikeboy.
Nikeboy, a season 1 veteran at QB, has shown elite skills. He has never maintained a starting spot because he always gets stuck with huff WRs. It is difficult to find a team this titan hasn't been on. This means everyone thinks he's great and is easily a top 5 QB in the ofl. Some question his lacking in the department of VB rings, the answer, obviously, is that the teams he's been on lack defense. His offenses have been some of the biggest superpowered offenses every seen. S4 Barton Bruisers and S2 Pemberley Punishers offenses have nothing on him. Easily making his name into one of the top few, he's even gained recognition from commissioner vrillion4k by being given his own rank in the ofl group. Not even bunglest or matthew have that distinction. Continuously this offseason, he's shown dominance in scrimmages diming on even the most elite CBs. Rumor has it against the punishers he threw a 4v1 to pieHD with bunglest, eggbertz, patriots, and gundevil all covering pie. It was dimed. He's a legend. He almost won VBs 1-5 because of his dominance but the defense has always ruined him. He is the kind of player who gives a team a special boost on offense. Now he has an incredibly dominant defense including former benchwarmer PieHD, the GOAT basechad1234 flyHD CMONEYMobbin and b3nnyfootball. This team's sheer dominance will go 10-0 eclipsing the s5 raptors mark by not only winning games, but blowing out teams by at least 50 a game.
The sheer dominance of Nikeboy has been unparalleled by any player in ofl history. His mad dimez and legz are unprecedented and will never been seen again. Move aside ofl, the Jackrabbits are coming. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 01:50 PM |
So far, this offseason the entire ofl has been taken by storm. The seemingly superpowered team of the Joston Jackrabbits. In s3 pieHD made his name warming the Barton Bruiser's bench for players he overshadowed such as NightTrainn Matthew11266 and Raider95nation. The whole league knew that the second this pro bowl benchwarmer got a HC position, that this would be a force to be reckoned with. So far they dominate teams in scrimmages 35-0 every single time. From the raptors, to rams, to punishers, they dominate everyone. Now you may ask, with their superstar roster including several top 20 players including Jynxsta Montagez basechad Mosstrainn and joshgatto, who is the main reason for their success? The answer: Nikeboy.
Nikeboy, a season 1 veteran at QB, has shown elite skills. He has never maintained a starting spot because he always gets stuck with huff WRs. It is difficult to find a team this titan hasn't been on. This means everyone thinks he's great and is easily a top 5 QB in the ofl. Some question his lacking in the department of VB rings, the answer, obviously, is that the teams he's been on lack defense. His offenses have been some of the biggest superpowered offenses every seen. S4 Barton Bruisers and S2 Pemberley Punishers offenses have nothing on him. Easily making his name into one of the top few, he's even gained recognition from commissioner vrillion4k by being given his own rank in the ofl group. Not even bunglest or matthew have that distinction. Continuously this offseason, he's shown dominance in scrimmages diming on even the most elite CBs. Rumor has it against the punishers he threw a 4v1 to pieHD with bunglest, eggbertz, patriots, and gundevil all covering pie. It was dimed. He's a legend. He almost won VBs 1-5 because of his dominance but the defense has always ruined him. He is the kind of player who gives a team a special boost on offense. Now he has an incredibly dominant defense including former benchwarmer PieHD, the GOAT basechad1234 flyHD CMONEYMobbin and b3nnyfootball. This team's sheer dominance will go 10-0 eclipsing the s5 raptors mark by not only winning games, but blowing out teams by at least 50 a game.
The sheer dominance of Nikeboy has been unparalleled by any player in ofl history. His mad dimez and legz are unprecedented and will never been seen again. Move aside ofl, the Jackrabbits are coming. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 01:50 PM |
I 100% agree.
Nikeboy is the Greek God of athletes, of course.
But the same can be said for FFC and Mallard, who in Greek mythology, you'd refer to as Chaos himself,
or in laymans terms: GOAT MLG NOSCOPE TOO-GOOD-FOR-YOU DIMER ONE TRUE GOD BALL IS LIFE INT HAWKED REEL MOSS DIME [2] Victory Bowl Two champion,
Mallard. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 01:50 PM |
| In my 3 seasons of being part of the OFN I've never seen a more well written and true article. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 01:53 PM |
| In my 3 seasons of being part of the OFN I've never seen a more well written and true article. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 01:54 PM |
| Do I get any brownie points for mentoring Nikeboy |
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| 20 Mar 2015 01:55 PM |
| i cant tell if this is a joke or not |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:03 PM |
| nike is awful though why write a forum about him he aint a success |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:05 PM |
| Convinced me till I heard the name nikeboy |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:06 PM |
| but ducks destroy jackrabbits every time we scrim them e.e |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:08 PM |
| Tbh this is true i mean Mall you can metor me tbh i dont care who mentors me depends who it is. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:20 PM |
| In s3 pieHD made his name warming the Barton Bruiser's bench for players he overshadowed such as NightTrainn Matthew11266 and Raider95nation |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:31 PM |
So far, this offseason the entire ofl has been taken by storm. The seemingly superpowered team of the Joston Jackrabbits. In s3 pieHD made his name warming the Barton Bruiser's bench for players he overshadowed such as NightTrainn Matthew11266 and Raider95nation. The whole league knew that the second this pro bowl benchwarmer got a HC position, that this would be a force to be reckoned with. So far they dominate teams in scrimmages 35-0 every single time. From the raptors, to rams, to punishers, they dominate everyone. Now you may ask, with their superstar roster including several top 20 players including Jynxsta Montagez basechad Mosstrainn and joshgatto, who is the main reason for their success? The answer: Nikeboy.
Nikeboy, a season 1 veteran at QB, has shown elite skills. He has never maintained a starting spot because he always gets stuck with huff WRs. It is difficult to find a team this titan hasn't been on. This means everyone thinks he's great and is easily a top 5 QB in the ofl. Some question his lacking in the department of VB rings, the answer, obviously, is that the teams he's been on lack defense. His offenses have been some of the biggest superpowered offenses every seen. S4 Barton Bruisers and S2 Pemberley Punishers offenses have nothing on him. Easily making his name into one of the top few, he's even gained recognition from commissioner vrillion4k by being given his own rank in the ofl group. Not even bunglest or matthew have that distinction. Continuously this offseason, he's shown dominance in scrimmages diming on even the most elite CBs. Rumor has it against the punishers he threw a 4v1 to pieHD with bunglest, eggbertz, patriots, and gundevil all covering pie. It was dimed. He's a legend. He almost won VBs 1-5 because of his dominance but the defense has always ruined him. He is the kind of player who gives a team a special boost on offense. Now he has an incredibly dominant defense including former benchwarmer PieHD, the GOAT basechad1234 flyHD CMONEYMobbin and b3nnyfootball. This team's sheer dominance will go 10-0 eclipsing the s5 raptors mark by not only winning games, but blowing out teams by at least 50 a game.
The sheer dominance of Nikeboy has been unparalleled by any player in ofl history. His mad dimez and legz are unprecedented and will never been seen again. Move aside ofl, the Jackrabbits are coming.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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| 20 Mar 2015 03:26 PM |
| Ik IM not well known in ofl, but he dident include me as Wr. Whn I have half the TDs nike threw in scrims rofl. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 04:55 PM |
| And sadly, the huffass players like M0n say they're starting qb |
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| 20 Mar 2015 05:08 PM |
Honestly, anyone who takes this as a 'joke' is a serious dumbass. I have had the honor of watching the Joston Jackrabbits play. I'll be honest: It scares me.
How can a team be so good? Every play that isn't a TD from them is considered a Highlight because of how often they score.
Whenever they score TDs, they don't even celebrate. They just walk to the sideline and yawn.
I wish one day, I could have the honor of playing with such a work of a team. |
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| 20 Mar 2015 05:44 PM |
| Btw it's not just Nike, we have Deusix (who mixed both swegg and bung, idk how), Ejected, zoo, pie, M0n this WR list goes on and on and on. Our defense needs to hold their own as well, and sometimes we have |
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| 20 Mar 2015 08:00 PM |
| Jackrabbits rarely score...They aren't good... They are the worst team in OFL right now.. It isn't POSITIVE TO HAVE NIKE ON YOUR TEAM. |
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| 23 Mar 2015 06:18 PM |
| USA, your ex-captain Hunter might be starting c:, but tbh Nike has improved... |
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| 20 Jun 2015 08:48 PM |
Nike boy some asss
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