birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:10 AM |
Birm said to Dwagon as he flirted with her, bikini babes behind him leaning against his father's 67 mustang.
it's my entry for the international bad ahss competition
I think i'm going to win |
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:14 AM |
| Why did I give him this idea? |
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:16 AM |
| You left out the sporadic explosions, by the way. |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:17 AM |
| dwagon, when there's a pubescent 12 year old boy, a pubescent 12 year old girl, and a bunch of bikini babes, there's a lot of "explosions" ;) |
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:19 AM |
Very legitimate.
I've implanted C4 in your car, as a precaution for a situation like this.
There will be many explosions, indeed. |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:21 AM |
(-)Y(-)
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:22 AM |
*detonates C4*
*doesn't miss* |
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timpookie
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:28 AM |
| Oh god... I can only assume that the two of you know eachother in real life? |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:35 AM |
yes
unfortunately she has not taken to liking me as much as I like her |
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:37 AM |
Birm, you're not allowed to talk to the living.
I just blew you up with a few pounds of C4. |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:38 AM |
| they don't call me metal balls for nothing |
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| 22 Mar 2015 11:39 AM |
| Birm, no one calls you that. |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 12:05 PM |
| I call him metal balls too |
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M1XTAPE
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| 22 Mar 2015 12:15 PM |
wtf is this
Powered by Tiger Squad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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| 22 Mar 2015 05:51 PM |
I'm pretty sure that should be metal skull, with how hard it is to get information into that thick skull. And yes, I mean the skull on top of the neck connected to your spine inside your back, so do not assume 'head' is an innuendo.
-You fool! Those tights were the apocalypse tights!- |
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k3rl343
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| 22 Mar 2015 05:55 PM |
i feel sorry for you Dwagon. You should probably get out of state for several decades.
Tнe poѕѕιвιlιтιeѕ αre eхтreмely lιмιтed |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 05:58 PM |
"I'm pretty sure that should be metal skull, with how hard it is to get information into that thick skull. And yes, I mean the skull on top of the neck connected to your spine inside your back, so do not assume 'head' is an innuendo."
go to your mother's bedroom and lick her v agina.
"i feel sorry for you Dwagon. You should probably get out of state for several decades."
I will slaughter being |
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:15 PM |
| what happened to you, birm |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:17 PM |
| mixture of puberty and liking dwagon |
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:23 PM |
| Stop blaming those for your own lack of self-restraint.... |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:25 PM |
well idk
it's just my personality I guess |
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:28 PM |
| It's your own decisions that make up your personality, my somewhat-friend. |
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MrVincent
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:30 PM |
i dont think i know you anymore
oh wait i never knew you |
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birm123
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| 22 Mar 2015 06:31 PM |
| well sorry for liking the way i am purring |
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