emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 05:55 PM |
| Princess Celestia. What do? |
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| 21 Mar 2015 05:57 PM |
i would commit suicide
because i would not want to be part of mlp
#~ Welcome to Off Topic town, may I see your ticket? ~
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lol245
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 05:59 PM |
| Alas, you cannot commit suicide because THERE IS NOTHING TO COMMIT SUICIDE WITH IN YOUR VICINITY. Would you like to LEAVE THE THRONE ROOM? |
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lol245
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:00 PM |
I have wings and magic. I can use the magic to snap my neck. |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:03 PM |
| As ponies are a "peaceful race", they do not have MURDER MAGIC. Would you like to fly out a window? |
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lol245
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:03 PM |
| I'll fly out the window, and pull my wings back in and fall to my death |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:10 PM |
| You FLY OUT THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW AND PULL YOUR WINGS IN. You crash to the sidewalk of a nearby district. You are CURRENTLY BLEEDING & a crowd of ponies surround you. They ponder as to what could have POSSESSED THEIR FAIR PRINCESS. With your dying breaths, you sputter out, "Off Topic..." You then DIE. You are now PRINCESS LUNA. What do? |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:14 PM |
| make the official anthem some random dubstep and force 100000000000000000 nukes to all of "equestria" |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:17 PM |
| You would do THE FOLLOWING, but COMPUTERS, THE INTERNET, DUBSTEP, AND NUKES do not exist yet. Would you like to SEARCH AROUND FOR WAYS TO GET YOURSELF EXECUTED? Or would you DO SOMETHING SO AWFUL AS TO START A REVOLUTION? |
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:21 PM |
try to use that magic to become homestar runner
You know where the real money is? Phone Books. |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:23 PM |
| You try to BECOME HOMESTAR RUNNER, but all you can manage is a cheap closet display. Now what? |
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:24 PM |
Look into the closet and find clothes that look like Homestar Runner's clothes.
You know where the real money is? Phone Books. |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:30 PM |
| You equip the clothes. Now you just feel like committing suicide like your sister did. You trot into the castle kitchen. There are no other ponies there, and tons of sharp objects lie about. How will you do it? |
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:32 PM |
just stick a knife in my head
You know where the real money is? Phone Books. |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:40 PM |
You trot into the royal kitchen, and grab a nearby knife. You cut off your horn first, crying in agony. You then proceed to stab the knife in your frontal lobe, sputtering out these words before you go brain dead. "Off Topic..." You fall onto the floor and die.
You are now PRINCESS MIYAMORI CADENZA, or PRINCESS CADENCE for short. You are in your throne room. What do? |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:44 PM |
do this: https://youtu.be/nlYO8142lsI?t=5s
You know where the real money is? Phone Books. |
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emmie314
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| 21 Mar 2015 06:51 PM |
| She died doing the above. PRINCESS CADENCE WAS NEVER RELEVANT, ANYWAY. Thread end. |
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