loljik
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:50 PM |
AND IM FROM USMC I KNOW HOW TO EAT BANANAS IN A MATTER OF NANOSECONDS I KNOW LETHAL GORILLA SKILLS |
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:51 PM |
im back with a new rhyme!
But no body must know the mystery of the box. Not even, Squidward's house... |
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loljik
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:51 PM |
| YOU TWO ARE TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE TOO? AWESOME LETS MAKE A GANG |
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:52 PM |
this is perfect lmao
But no body must know the mystery of the box. Not even, Squidward's house... |
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:53 PM |
tracked
But no body must know the mystery of the box. Not even, Squidward's house... |
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AndultraX
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:54 PM |
The story of Tommy Nitro is essentially this: An average teenage weirdo complete with courier bag and gelled hair, gets accosted by three goons dressed up like red punching bags. Not making this stuff up folks. The leader of this group is called “The Crimson Sausage” which may be a subtle suggestion for the benefit of the desperate housewives who’d normally buy something like this for their kids. The goons don’t actually beat Tommy up, they just call him names like “Tommy Salami”. Oooh… ice burn!
After his violent beati… talking-to by the bad guys, Tommy’s comic book comes alive and “Sensei Nobu”, the hero of said comic shows up to teach him Karate. Sensei Nobu is an unintentional metaphor for the ignorance of Eastern culture in the English speaking world. He’s ambiguously asian, dressed in a feudal Japanese outfit but sporting a Pai Mei/White Eybrow hairstyle complete with fu-manchu (as in Manchuria, CHINA) moustache and a long wispy beard.
The culturally confused Sensei Nobu informs Tommy that “Karate is not for attacking, it is used only for self-defense!”. This is brought up again later in the video when it’s said “There is no first attack in Karate.” This statement is 100% true because Andy Hug, K-1 Champion and Kyokushin Karate stylist had to fly all the way over to Thailand just to learn how to throw the first punch in a fight. It’s reported that this difficult transition took over six months of rigorous training. Normally, Karate sparring sessions go to the time limit with both participants just circling each other, except in those rare instances when one of the competitors trips and falls towards the other one. Since this can be considered an attack, his opponent responds promptly by kicking the falling man in the head before he hits the canvas for the win.
Aside from the soccer-mom, “think about the children” revisionism of the violence inherent in learning how to punch and kick people, the DVD teaches a few basic techniques for doing precisely this. Kids are shown “lunge punches”; round, side, and front kicks, and even an elbow strike, all of which, of course, could never be used to actually attack someone, as we all know.
Fear my “Squirrel nearly steals the acorn, but not quite” technique!
The video ends with a confrontation between the Crimson Sausage and his cronies, and Tommy Nitro and his cronies, the two 9 year old black belt kids. At this point I’m expecting some actual punching and kicking, especially considering the “bad” guys are dressed up as punching bags with targets on them exactly like the punching bag that comes with the playset. But noooo… we can’t have that. They challenge the Tommy NO2 and his 2 No No’s to a Kata, which of course the bad guys lose. But here is when the most priceless moment of the video takes place. Upon losing, they don’t want to leave according to the terms of the challenge, and challenge Sensei Nobu to make them leave. He responds, like any trained martial arts expert would, by jumping around punching and kicking the air in front of the punching bag-attired goons. |
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| 01 Mar 2015 03:55 PM |
| ok how is this not deleted |
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| 21 Mar 2015 05:55 AM |
and I get deleted and this not
Siggies are for wussies |
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loljik
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| 11 May 2015 02:13 AM |
| the funny thing is that its intact,no content deletions lol |
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Craxty
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| 21 May 2015 04:57 PM |
Amazing
▬OD'ers are the scum of ROBLOX▬ |
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RiceChex
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| 21 May 2015 04:58 PM |
hey now ur a rockstar get ur game on get paid
go me |
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Groene
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MemeTrain
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| 28 May 2015 04:37 AM |
| DO NOT BURN THIS POST, MODS |
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hjo337
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| 28 May 2015 04:38 AM |
| um how do you get into prestige ape? |
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MemeTrain
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| 28 May 2015 04:39 AM |
@hjo
click the prestige button once ur rank 55 |
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| 12 Jun 2015 06:10 PM |
Amiibo (Japanese: アミーボ, Hepburn: Amíbò?, stylized as amiibo) is Nintendo's wireless communications and storage protocol, for use between compatible toys and the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U gaming platforms. It was launched in November 2014 in the form of system software updates and a series of Amiibo-enabled figurines, colloquially abbreviated as "amiibo figurines" or simply "amiibo". These figurines are similar in form and functionality to that of the Skylanders, Disney Infinity series, and Telepods series. The platform was preannounced to potentially accommodate any form of toy, specifically including general plans for future card games.[1][2] These toys use near field communication (NFC) to interact with supported video game software, potentially allowing data to be transferred in and out of games and across multiple platforms.
Amiibo toys can be used directly with the Wii U GamePad and New Nintendo 3DS series,[3] with an adapter for the rest of the Nintendo 3DS series to be released in 2015 along with the Nintendo 3DS game Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer.[4] As of March 31, 2015, 10.5 million Amiibo have been sold.[5] [6] |
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