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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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09 Feb 2015 10:53 PM
. . .Giant evilizing puns and jokes of evil doomy doom! CHAOS! (Some people will get that reference.)

Some people in forums need to learn...
Forumatting.
Haha, FORUMatting.
Yeah that was stupid. :P
Please no crude or inappropriate jokes, against the rules.

When the hulk smashes a bad guy in water, he says...
HULK SPLASH!
Hay, gimme a break, I'm tired. It's almost twelve o' clock, midnight.

There was a soldier in the center of the army, his name was Mid-Knight.

Centaurs like to be the Centaur of attention.

Vacuums suck. 'Nuff said.
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CWRA0444 is not online. CWRA0444
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09 Feb 2015 10:54 PM
I got nothin
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littleshadowkit is not online. littleshadowkit
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09 Feb 2015 10:54 PM
haHAhaHa
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09 Feb 2015 11:00 PM
Is this thread is a threat to me.
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TeddGames101 is not online. TeddGames101
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09 Feb 2015 11:01 PM
This thread is a threat to me*

Auto correct is a pain in the butt.
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Secret63712 is not online. Secret63712
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09 Feb 2015 11:06 PM
ok
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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09 Feb 2015 11:46 PM
@Tedd, Nope, it's a Thread to you. :)

"Sir, thread on the radar and closing in!" "Reply that we are out of string, we do not have material for thread." Y'know, I'll wake up tomorrow, and realize how stupid these are. :P
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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09 Feb 2015 11:49 PM
A Ghoul soldier succeeded in a mission, the leader said "Ghouled job, you are a Ghoul minion."
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09 Feb 2015 11:51 PM
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 09:30 AM
Glad that people like my jokes, oddly though I make more when I'm half awake.

Gladius blew up, she was not so Gladius about that.
. . .Well that was lame.

Like how old men in wheelchairs are lame.

What is a door when it's open?
A jar.
Yeah that was an old one there...

A man jumped out a window to show off, but forgot his parachute, so it was more like a win-doh!
. . .Yeah, I'll wait until I'm half awake, should have more pun-ergy by then... :)
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 09:33 AM
Meh, one more.

Sometimes, you just gotta give people a PUNch out.
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 09:42 AM
LOL JUST KIDDING! (Said Alex Kidd.)

Batman was falling down to his doom...His last words?
"I'm Splat Man!!"
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SlingshotJunkie is not online. SlingshotJunkie
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10 Feb 2015 09:45 AM
I don't want to be too forumal so I guess I'll participate.

It means that I'm going to have to post-pone my usual morning routine.

Have you caught onto the common thread running through my puns?

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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 09:51 AM
@SlingshotJunkie,
Wow, so forumal, much pun.

lol.

Didn't quite get that one. :l


A beggar was asking for some punny. It was his speech impundiment. No one cared.
Yeah, that was kind of dark... o.o
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 10:05 AM
Person A smashed an egg with an ax, Person B said "Why!?" Person A replied "It was an axident!" And person B replied "eggxactly."
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10 Feb 2015 10:07 AM
what do you call an african on the moon



an astronaut
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Robloxia38 is not online. Robloxia38
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10 Feb 2015 10:14 AM
I don't have any good puns, so here's a joke.

So a man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, when I fart, there's no smell!"
The doctor asks him to fart, and he does, very loudly.
"I think I know what the problem is, one sec."
The doctor then comes back with a hook with a sharp end on it.
The patient becomes worried and says "What are you going to do with that thing?!"
The doctor says "I'm just going to open the window, there's something wrong with your nose."
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 10:54 AM
@Robloxia,
That was actually pretty good. :)

Man, I usually reply with puns...But I got none, not punny at all...

@theknight,
Man I didn't get it at first, but then realized it was a "dumb" joke.
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 11:39 AM
I drop the bump!
The bump!
I drop the bump!

puns, puns, yep yepyepyepyepyep. Puns. (Martians.)
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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10 Feb 2015 12:29 PM
This is pun.
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10 Feb 2015 01:35 PM
Cats are purrfect, they have no plaws. Cats are clawesome.

Dem cat joke skillz!

There was a toll gate that charged $5 for a pass at a mountain, they sang this as people passed:
Tollolololololololololo.

A zombie, and opposed to a zomnotbie.

There was a Skeleton, someone turned it off and it is now a skeletoff.

Someone was confused on if there were 2 bees or only one. "Two bees, or not two bees?"
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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13 Feb 2015 09:17 AM
A PC was named Hulk, but it was a bad PC because...
HULK CRASH!

There was a spider spying on someone, her name was spyder.
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StealthFreddy is not online. StealthFreddy
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20 Feb 2015 08:09 AM
A Misconception...
Is when you have a Miscon inside a Miscon.

Bank worker: I got a raise yesterday!
Co-worker: I don't give a dime about that.

Guys, start posting your own puns, I'm running out.
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20 Feb 2015 08:13 AM
my parents arent together anymore. my mom's at work

i wanted to be a stand up comedian but i was lame

what does a jewish leader use to see? he uses his rabb-eyes
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20 Feb 2015 08:26 AM
A new speaker was invented, this speaker is huge and has high-quality sound...
It was a sound breaking discovery!
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